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	Carmen Electra Sex Tape or PR Stunt? After this Swedish hockey player scored a goal, he celebrated by jumping into the wall that separates the players from the fans. But the glass partition popped out, and he went tumbling into the stands. Jenna Jameson on Oprah During a routine traffic stop in Texas, a kitten wandered over and started climbing up the cop's leg. He tried pushing the kitten away with his foot, but it kept coming back and eventually climbed on top of his head. Kilpatrick defends self, says he still loves Beatty Check out this video of a Bugatti Veyron crashing into the water and read the full story here Some evil chef figured out a way to cook a fish without killing it . . . so people could eat it while it was still alive. Dave's new favorite video! Is 89x haunted? The gang from Spectral Solutions and Mark "the baconator" Mckenzie came in to investigate...and got some creepy audio. Meet Joshua Basso. The Florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly placing a series of obscene 911 calls during which he asked a female operator about her breasts and whether she would have sex with him. Check out the full story and hear the 911 call here! English soccer fan takes good dental hygiene to a new level Tickets to the biggest English soccer game of the year? Check. Jacket to protect against the chilly weather? Check. Money to buy some food and drink at the game? Check. Toothbrush to keep up with dental hygiene during the match? Uh ... check? Here's video of the woman who had her face ripped off by a chimp went on Oprah - CAUTION THIS IS VERY GRAPHIC Check out the video of that former Miss California getting pissed at Larry King - she is our douchebag of the day! If you've seen it before, see it again: A chimp at the Honolulu Zoo attempts . . . rather unsuccessfully . . . to receive oral pleasure from a frog. A drunk woman fell on the tracks on the Boston subway just as a train was arriving. But people on the platform waved their arms at the train operator, and he stopped the train just inches before running her over. Warning: The following is for listeners who are 18 + only! WATCH JESSICA ALBA GET SPANKED . . . AND LOVE IT!!! You can see the VIDEO of this soon-to-be-classic scene . . . plus some still pics here . . . A US man claims the face of Jesus appears every morning in the condensation on the side window of his pick-up truck. Jim Stevens, of Jonesbororugh, Tennessee, says the face has appeared nearly every morning for the last two weeks. It disappears when the condensation evaporates - but returns the following morning, he told the Johnson City Press. Even rolling the window up and down has not stopped the image from reappearing. Mr Stevens admits he's not a particularly religious person, but says he has been awed by the experience. He said he had not done anything to or had anything in the Isuzu truck to explain the sudden appearance of the image. "Of course I'm not going to wash it," he said. "Why it happened to me, I don't know. I have no idea."/font> A University of New Mexico women's soccer player named ELIZABETH LAMBERT was suspended indefinitely for punching other players and pulling their hair. A Guide to asking a woman out in Sudan - thanks to rapper BANGS! A GROUP OF PRISONERS SAVED A GUARD'S LIFE AFTER HE WAS ATTACKED BY ANOTHER INMATE This is not a joke - you really can get the Weezer Snuggie! Can you believe this? Here's a dude who is on all fours so his girlfriend could have a seat on the train. Do you know a dude who is totally whipped by his woman? THERE'S A NEW COOKBOOK FOR PREPARING . . . TESTICLES??? No one from Detroit made the cut - but check out the list of the 25 sexiest newscasters in America Do you support bush? An Indian train station has employed a man dressed like a monkey to scare away real monkeys who have menaced passengers. AN OHIO WOMAN WAS ARRESTED FOR BLOCKING TRAFFIC AND PEEING IN PUBLIC . . . WHILE WEARING A COW COSTUME: A penis was seen on Survivor - check out pictures here Here's the song that has been named as the most retarded song of all time Want a nickname for your penis? Click here John McCain canceled his visit to Letterman last night and he was not happy about it Check out how Clay Aiken's fans are reacting to him being gay here Dave and Chuck celebrate "International Talk Like a Pirate Day" by talking to the guys behind this site www.talklikeapirate.com Here's a video of a very drunk man getting down and dirty with a car in the middle of the street Check out this site if you ever wanted to know what your name would be if you were Sarah Palin's child An awesome new version of "Jesus is my Friend" Click here to see the picture Washington Redskins TE Chris Cooley accidentally posted of his package on his blog Listen to this girl butcher the national anthem at the Cowboys-Eagles game Check out Dave's new favourite song: Jesus is my Friend KANYE WEST WAS ARRESTED . . . AFTER GETTING INTO AN ALTERCATION WITH THE PAPARAZZI: Here are some clips from the Mini Me sex tape! THERE'S A WOMAN IN ENGLAND LIKE THE ELEPHANT MAN . . . BUT THE CONDITION ONLY AFFECTS HER FROM THE WAIST DOWN Still frames from the Verne Troyer sex tape You might remember the internet sensation called "Show Me Your Genitals" from earlier this year. Well, Jon LaJoie is back with a sequel. Here it is . . . Burglar John Pearce broke into someone's house but got his foot caught and was left hanging upside down for over an hour Is this Michael Phelps' mom? (Warning: This is not safe for work) Ever wanted to know what Britney Spears really sounded like when she sang? In case you missed it, here's Lisa doing sexy traffic! Boomp3.com Dave and Chuck were talking about what makes someone a Douchebag - make sure you check out this website: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com This guy from Puerto Rico's dying wish was to stand for his entire wake Fort Lauderdale resident Kevin Kearney made an unwise decision trying to kite surf during Tropical Storm Fay on Tuesday. Here's video of him getting slammed into a wall. Now he's in the hospital in critical condition. IS THIS BIGFOOT? Here's a video of a Burger King employee taking a bath in the restaurant sink! Here's an exclusive photo from listener Lynn of Kwame being dragged off to jail Guys, do you enjoy wearing pantyhose? Then this site's for you! Listen as Kwame leaves Lisa another message! Boomp3.com A Morning X exclusive! Listen as Kwame calls collect from jail! Listen as we talk to Jim Schaefer from the Detroit Free Press about Kwame Listen Want to make your kitty a little more pretty? Perhaps you'd like them to wear a kitt A NEW CALVIN KLEIN AD HAS BEEN BANNED IN THE U.S. . . . BECAUSE IT FEATURES EVA MENDES SHOWING SOME NIPPLE We're on Elizabeth Taylor death watch around here to see if Dave really does have a DEATH CURSE!"center"> We're on Elizabeth Taylor death watch around here to see if Dave really does have a DEATH CURSE! Care to discuss? Have your say at the Dave and Chuck the Freak in '08 forum! Need help finding a song? Check out midomi.com - where you can sing, hum or whistle for at least 10 seconds and it will tell you what it is. Did it work for you? Let us know at the Dave and Chuck in '08 forum! A Girl, Her Tongue and a Hotel Room A woman claims she found a Cheesus - a Cheeto Jesus. Click here for video of her explaining how she found it. Here's the shirt we want to get Dave! Check out cakefarts.com - look at your own risk and this site is not safe for work and should be viewed by adults. Care to discuss? Have your say at the Dave and Chuck the Freak in '08 forum! MYTH BUSTED? Care to discuss? Have your say at the Dave and Chuck the Freak in '08 forum! Are you a Canadian female who's 19-25 looking for a nice guy to date? Maybe Chris is your guy! Take a listen and then e-mail niceguywantsagirl@hotmail.com boomp3.com The back story on this is that a girl named Olga was out with her friends in the Marina district of San Francisco (known for being a popular hang out for douches), and she talked to this guy named Dmitri for all of two minutes. Then she gave him her card and said “give me a call.” Below is the messages he left. THIS MAY BE THE BEST COMMERICAL EVER! DAVE'S DEATH WATCH: If in the next little while any of these three people die, it's Dave's fault. Elizabeth Taylor Engelbert Humperdinck Wayne Newton Here's the Rocketplane XP that will soon be taking people into space to get married Is it okay for a grown man to wear shoes with Velcro on them? These are the shoes that Dave is wearing - the two straps are actually Velcro. A David Beckham ad And a comparison of David's actual bulge to the one in the ad Did Coldplay steal this band's song? Now babies can wear heels too! Presenting the Business Bib! Check out this reporter choke on a bug! Here's a picture of a baby born with an extra penis on his back Here's an update on the pregnant man! Check out these manties...the perfect gift for Father's Day! Remember in Dave's news he told you about the Romanian stripper who plies her trade on the subway? Well now we have VIDEO of that lovely lady . . . stripping down . . . working that subway pole . . . and passing around a KFC BUCKET for tips! *WARNING: It contains TOPLESS nudity ...* Can you believe Brian Au Do you think this is an alien peeking through the window? Want to know what people think of YOUR face? Upload a photo of your mug at FaceStat.com, a website that offers, quote, "market research for the individual." Here's the mug shot of the guy who was caught spraying salt water on a woman's shoes under a table at a restaurant. Check out this awesome video of storm chaser Jim Reed! Check out this tribe who had no contact to the outside world and tried to shoot down an airplane with their arrows. Lisa's New Year's resolution is to smile more when she's dancing. Here's pictures of how she dances now. HERE'S THE GUY WHO ADMITS TO HAVING SEX WITH OVER 1,000 CARS This First clip shows him cleaning the love smudges off his Volkswagon Beetle named "Vanilla" Here's a clip of Ed hitting the streets to check out other prospects . . . which include a Jaguar with sexy tailpipes. COLLEGE KID INVENTS VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND New York University student Drew Burrows was tired of coming home to an "empty bed," so he created a 2-D interactive virtual girlfriend, that he projected onto his bed using an overhead projector. Check out this clip of Jon SOME IDIOT PHOTOGRAPHER WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION AT A TRACK MEET . . . AND GOT IMPALED BY A JAVELIN!FFFFF" face="Arial">Pregnant man Still Plowin’ On Listen to the Big Butter Jesus song!TTENTION AT A TRACK MEET . . . AND GOT IMPALED BY A JAVELIN! Listen to the Big Butter Jesus song!
Is this proof of El Chupacabra? Is a killer gnome on the loose in Argentina? State of the City - What we think Kwame really meant. Dave and Chuck read a story about a Polish Click here to listen to the Morning X commercial for the new fragrance - Jizz