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One of our listeners thinks he was called gay because of his leather jacket - does this jacket give off a gay vibe?

 

 

 

 

Someone's Cell Phone Went Off in the Middle of a Violin Recital . . . so the Violinist Played Along with the Ringtone:

 

Forgetting to turn off your cell phone at a movie is bad enough.  But it's even worse if you're at a live music recital.  Which is why THIS is so great:

A violinist in Slovakia was in the middle of his performance when someone's cell phone started ringing.  But instead of getting angry, he started playing along with the ringtone.

Apparently this happened over the summer, but someone just found it on YouTube. 

 

 

A Man is Recovering After Shooting Himself in the Brain With a Nail Gun . . . and Not Realizing It

 

 

 

Check out this creepy picture captured by the Mackinaw Bridge Authority's webcam. Welcome to winter in Michigan!

 

 

Bar serves drinks on toy train set

A Czech bar has replaced waiters and waitresses - with a model railway.

The Vytopna Restaurant in Prague has installed a huge model railway.

It delivers drinks from the bar to customer's tables and has proved popular with punters.

The 1,300ft rail system features tiny tunnels, towns and forests.

 

 

Mascot Drops Cake on Fans

 

 

DRINKING 3 BEERS WITH NO HANDS IN 37 SECONDS FOR WORLD RECORD

 

Reporter Kills Sledding Joy

Hey Seattle, have you all lost your minds? You get a rare snowfall and it makes you angry and obnoxious? Check out this live news report from Seattle's K-I-N-G TV.

 

 

A News Station in Ohio is Having Puppets Act Out a Politician's Corruption Trial:

 

You know those lame drawings by sketch-artists that news shows always use when they can't bring cameras in the courtroom?  Well, 19 Action News in Akron, Ohio came up with a BRILLIANT alternative.

One of the top stories for them right now is the corruption trial of a former county commissioner named Jimmy Dimora.  And they've started using Jim Henson-style PUPPETS to recreate the transcripts.

They're calling it the Puppets Court!

 

 

 

A Room Full of Dogs Bark "The Imperial March" from "Star Wars" in a Teaser for Volkswagen's New Super Bowl Ad:

 

One of the most popular Super Bowl commercials last year was Volkswagen's. . . where the little kid tries to start his dad's car using 'The Force.'

Well, apparently they're sticking with the "Star Wars" theme this year, but they're planning to open up your wallet using DOGS instead of kids.

The teaser for this year's Super Bowl ad is on YouTube, and features a dozen dogs barking to the tune of "The Imperial March" . . . Darth Vader's theme music.

 

 

A Man Dresses Up as His Dead Sister to Get Her Prescription Pills!

 

 

 

Police say a man tried to rob a western Pennsylvania gambling parlor by threatening to spread a staph infection.

 

 

 

Dude Beats Up Every Car In Parking Lot


 

 

Someone Combined Scenes from 64 Different Horror Movies to Make a Trailer for the Most Epic Scary Movie Ever:

  

If you're a horror movie fan, you'll want to see this:  Someone took scenes from 64 horror movies and combined them into a five-minute trailer for the most epic horror movie ever.

It's got clips from "The Shining", "The Haunting", "Poltergeist", "Saw", "The Omen", "Friday the 13th", and just about every other scary movie you can name.

 

 

A Couple Attempted To Blow Up a Car . . . With Flaming Tampons!!

 

 

 

Tongue Won't Stop Growing Out Of Man's Mouth

 

 

 

Sled Stunt Ends In Wrenching Faceplant

 

 

One Happy Dog

  

 

Announcer Goes Nuts

Small colleges don't get a lot of attention for their athletic achievements. Often, no one really gets too excited about it except for those who are directly involved. The play-by-play announcer for the Lindsey Wilson College (Kentucky) basketball team recently called a game that was won with an amazing last-second shot and exploded with excitement. Check out his call.

 

 

This Kid's Message to His Girlfriend Might Be the Most Embarrassing Video Ever

Some kid's lame video message to his girlfriend is a hit on YouTube right now.  It's called "My Video for Briona", and it's so awful it's almost too embarrassing to watch.  First of all, the kid looks like 'Screech' from "Saved by the Bell".
But he's also got a creepy laugh, a creepy smile, and delivers an endless stream of cheesy lines to a girlfriend he calls 'baby girl'.  Everything about it screams stalker.  He also moves the camera and sways the whole time, it's really annoying.
He starts by telling her, quote, "I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach of every planet of every galaxy of the universe."  And it gets worse from there. 
But his best line might be, quote, "You mean more to me than Home Depot means to Mr. Lotorado" . . . who I assume is their shop teacher.