We have talked to the guy from
Louisiana that mows the lawn in his skirt - here's a picture from a listener of
a guy in South Haven that mows his lawn in women's lingerie!
A Russian woman who had 125
pounds of belly fat removed
P.O.D. dropped by on Friday
morning to perform live!
Riskay's video for "Smell Yo Dick"
These look like the pants Dave's
wearing!
Pictures from a "sexy" calendar
that some
moms in Spain made . . . which put them in DEBT
Cross-Dresser Drives 'Geo' into
Lingerie Store - Seven Times
(PONTIAC, MICHIGAN) An unemployed cross-dresser drove his car into a lingerie
store which refused to hire him. Police arrested 27-year-old Jeremy McIntosh on
charges of malicious destruction of property. At the time of his arrest,
McIntosh wore blue Capri pants, a flowery blouse, matching bra, red flip flops,
and make-up.
A cashier at Intimate Ideas said McIntosh arrived with an application in hand.
He expressed a desire to work for the lingerie store. McIntosh claimed he was
intimately aware of all the available underwear for women. When his application
was rejected, he went berserk. He threatened a clerk, saying he would "ram my
Geo Tracker into your building". Not once or twice, but a total of 7 times.
Merchandise came crashing off the walls and shelves. He caused $3000 worth of
damage to the lingerie store. To no one's surprise, his Geo was totaled.
Dede Koswara, The 'Tree Man of
Java’
Jay Herrod,
from Louisana who's been ticketed for mowing lawns in a skirt
We spoke with Dr.
Sadie Allison, and she answered many
important questions for our 89X listeners. If
you want to have a better sex life, be sure to
pick up one of her many books. (For ages 18+)
Here is a hilarious song about Kwame Kilpatrick
called "Party At The Mahoogian" that you might get a kick out of. The
song is done by local artist Whitie
McWhiteivich.
CLICK HERE TO GO TO
WHITEY'S MYSPACE PAGE
Scientists in
England are on the verge of inventing
an Alzheimer’s Helmet
which, through the use of what appears to be
complicated fans and Koss headphones, they claim
can turn back the signs of Alzheimers Disease.
Check out the helmet below.
Here is the
video of the old man falling on the escalator. I
know it's sad... but it's also HILARIOUS!
This is Dave in his
sweater...Click on the photo to get the life size picture of Dave and then
Photoshop him into an awesome winter scene or anywhere you believe him and that
sweater belong.
29-year-old
Chinese citizen Yu Zhenhuan was recognized in
2002 as the world's hairiest man...and we just
found out he's also a big singing star in
China...Here's tape of him singing Elton John's
"can you feel the love tonight".
Corey Delaney from
Australia is on the run from his parents after he threw "the
best party ever" this past weekend. The 16-year-old threw a 500-person
house party while his parents were on vacation. Neighbors called the police and
when they arrived, all the kids in the house stormed the streets, throwing
bottles at police cars. Helicopters and a dog squad were brought in to disperse
the crowd. Corey stayed inside. The police now want someone to pay a $20,000
clean-up bill. Here's the Interview this kid did with Australian TV:
At first we thought this woman was swedish - then we realized she was latin -
ethnic background aside - she is the wackiest celebrity interviewer ever.
Click the link to see Christian Bale facing off with someone far more terrifying than The Joker
Our number-one most infuriating discovery when we're circling the block looking for a space to park is a car rudely positioned in the center of a spot obviously meant for two vehicles. And we think we're not alone in wanting to chuck a brick through its windshield, because "two spots, one car" is the first offense listed on some notices you can print out at the website below.
Print out a bunch of these fliers at
youparklikeanasshole and keep them in your car next to a Sharpie
If you like "Hey There Delilah" by The Plain White T's - you might like this remake - it's called Hey There Vagina!
The Craziest story we've seen in a while...Man in wheelchair pushed four miles by semi.
Click here to see the amazing pictures and read the whole story.
In a rambling, five-minute call the cop announced, “We made brownies and I think we’re dead, I really do.” He then asked the dispatcher for the score of the Red Wings game. No joke.
Want to see the tape of Vijay Singh dropping some f bombs at the masters - among other things?
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On tuesday's "Tyra Banks Show", American Idol Finalist Katharine Mcphee PROVES that she's just as Mother Nature intended by first giving the audience a nice wiggle, then letting Tyra reach out and HONK ON her boobs. . . which she does with near-bi-curious glee. (???)
So you don't have to sit through all of Tyra's show, here's THE ONLY 30 SECONDS THAT MATTERS. . .
BARBRA STREISAND'S INFAMOUS ONSTAGE F-BOMB HAS BEEN REMIXED INTO A SWEET DANCE TRACK:
When fans in New York heckled BARBRA STREISAND because they didn't like her PRESIDENT BUSH skit, she told them, quote, "Shut the [eff] up. Shut up if you can't take a joke!"
Well now Barbra's filthy potty-mouth has been REMIXED INTO A SWEET DANCE TRACK.
Some guy who calls himself RevoLucian used Barbra's F-Bomb to make a track entitled, well, "STFU".
Suck down this guy's song on his MySpace page. CAREFUL THOUGH!!! It is NOT work friendly. . .
Here's a great website for you to check out. You put in your first and last name, and it tells you how many people in this country share your name. It also tells you how POPULAR your first and last names are. Check it out. . .
Paris Hilton was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Hollywood. And the members of Fort Minor were so upset by this shocking behavior, that they immediately released a new version of their hit, "Where'd You Go", in response. . .
A NEW WEBSITE ANALYZES YOUR FACE. . . AND TELLS YOU WHAT CELEBRITIES YOU LOOK LIKE!!!
We've got a SPECTACULAR new website to tell you about today, but we must issue a warning: If you start playing with it, it will absolutely KILL your productivity.
Here's what it does: You upload a photo of your face. . . and, using state-of-the-art facial recognition software. . . it figures out what CELEBRITIES you look like!!!
We HIGHLY recommend doing this. It's hilarious. . .
THERE ARE SOME PATHETIC PICTURES OF WHITNEY HOUSTON THIS WEEKEND IN THE TABLOIDS – HER SISTER-IN-LAW TOOK THEM – SHE ALSO DESCRIBED HOW WHITNEY SPENDS DAYS LOCKED IN HER BEDROOM NEXT TO PILES OF GARBAGE, SMOKING CRACK, USING SEX TOYS (WHEN SHE’S IN THE MOOD) AND COMPLETELY IGNORING HER PERSONAL HYGIENE
We've got more CELEBRITY PORN to pass along to you. . . and this time, it's for the ladies.
Somebody tapped into the Sidekick of PETE WENTZ. . . the bass player for FALL OUT BOY. . . and extracted some NAUGHTY NAKED PICTURES that he'd taken of himself. Needless to say, the pictures went STRAIGHT TO THE INTERNET.
It's interesting to note that Pete's being pretty cool about all this. Not that he's happy it happened, but at least he's not going to insult us like so many other celebrities do, by placing the blame elsewhere. In a posting at
FallOutBoyRock.com, he says, quote, "The moral of the story: If you really don't want pictures of yourself to end up on the Internet, don't take the pictures. As some of you obviously know, someone hacked into my Sidekick and took pictures off of it. This was very upsetting and a total invasion of privacy. I can't explain to you how it feels. What's even more absurd to me is that anyone would care to see a couple of racy pictures of some (crappy), dirty boy. After feeling badly about this for about 24 hours, I am now ready to get back to laughing."
The Morning X decided to re-write the band's hit song, "Sugar, We're Going Down". . . and called it "Sugar, My Pants Are Down".
CHENEY'S GOT A GUN!
When the Vice President shot a fellow millionaire Republican the Comedy Gods were pleased, and they demanded a musical sacrifice. Well, this is the most obvious one..."
KEVIN FEDERLINE HAS BLESSED US WITH MORE MUSIC!!! HIS NEW SONG CAN BE YOURS FOR LESS THAN A DOLLAR!!!
If I told you that a slice of PURE HEAVEN cost less than a dollar, you'd pay up on the spot, wouldn't you??? Then put those chubby fingers of yours on that keyboard and zoom on over to Yahoo's music page, because KEVIN FEDERLINE is selling a new single for a mere NINETY-NINE CENTS!!!
The song is called "PopoZao", and Kevin explains what that means in his deep, insightful lyrics. Here's a sample. . .
"In Portuguese it means bring your ass / On the floor and move real fast
I want to see your KITTY and a little bit of (--a word for "chest ornament" that RHYMES with "kitty") / Wanna know where I go when I'm in your city
Girl, don't worry about all the dough" (--BRILLIANT!!!) (??????????)
Support the fine arts by throwing down your credit card number and snagging a LEGIT copy of K-Fed's "PopoZao" at this address. . .
ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR??? ARE YOU STUPID??? THE ALIBI NETWORK IS HERE:
We don't condone illicit, illegal and unethical behavior. . . but this is the world we live in. . . so, if you're having an affair, taking fake sick days or leading a double life, you might as well know all your options.
There's a service called the Alibi Network. . .
http://www.alibinetwork.com. . . that can custom-build you excuses for any occasion: Whether you need to pretend you're at a three-day computer conference to cover up an affair. . . or you just need a doctor's note to trick your boss into thinking you were sick when you were really at another job interview.
According to their website, they can make calls from anywhere in the world, AND from major hotels if you need to pretend you're in a different city or country.
They can also make rescue calls for you. . . like, say, if you need an "emergency" to get out of an awkward blind date. . . and they can even BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE for you.
The service has a $35 annual membership fee, and then individual alibis run from $10 to $55. So far, more than 1,600 people have signed up. . . and bought their express tickets to HELL.
FINALLY. . . FARMERS HAVE THEIR OWN DATING WEB SITE!!!
Apparently, Match.com just isn't a good spot to get hooked up if you're up early to milk the cows and back in bed at 9 P.M., with no time to troll the Internet for lonely chubbies. Who knew??? I'll tell you who: 52-year-old Jerry Miller of Beachwood, Ohio, has founded
FarmersOnly.com. . . an online dating service that ONLY caters to farmers. Since he opened it in May, it's pulled in more than 1,800 members from around the country.
Miller says he got the idea when he was talking to a divorced farmer, who complained that no one on regular dating websites understood her rural lifestyle. Miller's not a farmer. . . he's an advertising agent. . . but he does work with several rural companies.
BRITNEY'S HUSBAND RAPS...BADLY!
This is easily worth its weight in MANURE: It's a clip from a song called "Y'all Ain't Ready". . . which has hit the World Wide Web. SUPPOSEDLY. . . and no, I can't vouch for its authenticity. . . this is gonna be the debut single from up-and-coming rapper KEVIN FEDERLINE!!! Is it the song that caused BRITNEY SPEARS to bust out laughing, and thus hurt poor Kevin's feelings??? That, we don't know. But here, without further ado. . . your first preview of K-Fed's ALLEGED first single, "Y'all Ain't Ready". . .
Need to symbolically tell your girlfriend that she's got 100%, total ownership of you??? It's easy; just give her your TESTES on a NECKLACE.
There's a company in Mesa, Arizona, called BALLSIES. . . and they're selling sterling silver necklace charms that are shaped like a tiny pair of NADS. From everything we can gather, Ballsies are selling incredibly well.
Louise Jay, the co-owner of Ballsies, says the jewelry isn't supposed to be obscene. . . it's EMPOWERING. She and her partner, Dave McCuistion, wanted to create a necklace that symbolized strength, attitude, tenaciousness, boldness, honesty and daring. . . and they came up with cojones.
According to Dave, the product is really only appealing to FEMALE customers. . . quote, "Men don't seem to enjoy them as much."
A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO TACKLING THE TOUCHIEST SEX TOPICS
No matter how much guys brag about their unbelievable skillz in bed, every single one. . . with NO exceptions. . . is INSECURE.
Weblame porn. I mean, every guy watches it. . . and we all know we can't match those guys' size. . . stamina. . . creativity. . . and disturbingly alluring hairlessness.
So, ladies, if you CRITICIZE something that your boyfriend or husband is ALREADY insecure about. . . like his stamina or his tiny package. . . there's a decent chance it'll actually KILL HIM.
The good news: The folks at "Cosmo" have talked to the experts. . . and they've come up with a guide to tackling the five touchiest sex topics. So follow these, and maybe you'll get the satisfaction you want. . . without scarring a guy FOR LIFE.
If your current underwear just isn't cutting it - and you are looking for smoething that will make the twins seem a little less confined...try this - SACFREE UNDERWEAR.
These skivvies with a hole punched out for your danglers - apparently keep your testicles free and cool like boxers but they feel like briefs.
It's a german comany and you can check them out on-line at
Click Here!
THE GUIDE TO WIFE TRANSLATIONS
You know the drill, guys... It's not what they say, but how they say it.
When you ask if anything is wrong and your woman says, "Nothing," you know there's something wrong.
When you ask how they are and they say, "Fine," you know they're not.
No, honey, I play golf for the exercise," and "No, honey, I wasn't looking at that coed washing the car in the rain," is right up there with "the check is in the mail".
Everybody has a few secrets they keep under wraps.
After all, if no one knows about it, does that mean it isn't true?
You might not know this. . . but right now, COUGAR HUNTING is, straight up, THE hottest thing for guys in their 20s to do. . . If you don't know what cougar hunting is. . . it's time to get on board.
Cougar hunting, or cougaring, is the fine art of young men attracting women who are at least 10 years older than they are. . . and who LOVE to spend their time with younger men.
NOW, YOU CAN TRACK YOUR WIFE'S SECRET ADULTEROUS LIFE. . . WITH GPS PANTIES!!!
Want to keep tabs on your cheating wife??? Or make sure your sweet, virginal daughter is not giving away her special flower that she can only ever give to one man??? Now, finally, there's a way.
Panchira Corp., a company based in Tokyo, Japan, is selling FORGET-ME-NOT PANTIES. . . which are pairs of stylish, sexy, GPS-ENABLED women's underwear!!!
When a woman wears these, the GPS tracker inside transmits her location to your cell phone, PDA or computer. . . in real time.
Not only that. . . the advanced model also tells you her BODY TEMPERATURE and HEART RATE. . . so you can tell for sure if her haunches are truly on fire.
Now. . . this kind of paranoia isn't cheap. A pair of the GPS-enabled ones cost $99, or seven for $650. If you want GPS and heart rate sensors, the
price jumps up to $180 for a pair or $1190 for seven. BUT. . . even at those prices. . . people are still CRAVING these things. . . as they're currently SOLD OUT.
Panchira promises that they'll have new stock within the next 30 days.
SURFING THE WEB AT WORK WITHOUT GETTING SPOTTED HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER.
Odds are, during your years as a wage slave, you've spent PLENTY of company time surfing the web, playing solitaire, IMing, checking your personal e-mail, watching the Hamster Dance, downloading music, playing online poker, or looking on Monster.com for new jobs.
And, odds are, at least once. . . you've been caught by your boss.
So here's some good news: There's a new invention that makes it easier and smoother than ever to hide whatever non-work thing you're doing on your screen.
It's called the StealthSwitch, and it's a FOOT PEDAL that you attach to your computer. You go about your personal business until you see someone approaching. Then, you just tap the pedal. . . and what you're doing instantly DISAPPEARS from your monitor. . . and is replaced by a spreadsheet or Lotus Notes or whatever.
Have you got a
co-worker who stinks like ass? ...A friend who really needs to take a bath? ...An acquaintance you wish would learn about standard hygiene practices? ...but you don't know how to bring it up?
Then YouHaveBO.com is for you.
They will send that stinky person in your life an anonymous and fun notification that he or she needs to change socks, put on some deodorant or take a shower
A woman in Watauga, Texas called 911 to report a fight between her 12 and 14-year-old daughters. When the woman told the 911 operator that the 12-year-old had kicked a hole in a door, he asked her, "Do you want us to come over there and shoot her?" He said it was a joke. The woman did not find it very funny.
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