Did Sarah Palin just look at her hand for her notes?  What is this 3rd grade?

 

 

 

Watch as this weatherman freaks out during "Snowpocolypse"

 

 

 

Fancy yourself a guido or guidette? Hunting for a place to GTL this summer? Well look no further than the "Jersey Shore" beach house. According to TMZ, the House That Snooki Built is back on the market, but it's no bargain. The 6 bedroom, 3 bathroom house is currently being rented at $3500 a night, but come May that will jump to $6500.
And yes, apparently the owner did say that he gave the house a thorough cleaning.

 

 

Here’s a Bud Light commercial you won’t see during the Superbowl Sunday!

 

 

 

A Toronto restaurant WANTS you to have sex in their bathroom this Valentine's Day. Check out the full story here.

 

 

Here's an old woman from New Jersey reacting with disgust as she watches an episode of "Jersey Shore."

 

 

 

Hyundai released this Super Bowl ad, which features BRETT FAVRE accepting the MVP award in the year 2020.

 

 

 

CHECK OUT A PHOTO OF A WOMAN WHO WAS STABBED IN THE NECK WITH A SIX-INCH KNIFE, AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!

 

 

If you're familiar with LINDSAY LOHAN and her mental illness, then it probably wouldn't surprise you to learn that she's a HOARDER.  Seriously . . . she's one of those human packrats who can't throw anything away.

She claims it's a coping mechanism to deal with the hurt caused by her dad.  And she'll be talking about it on "The Insider" tonight. 

Here's a preview clip . . .

 

 

 

 

During this news report from a bank in Australia, one of the bank's employees is in the background looking at semi-nude photos of MIRANDA KERR on his computer.

 

 

 

MEL GIBSON CALLED A REPORTER AN A-HOLE FOR BRINGING UP HIS ANTI-SEMITIC RANT!

  

 

 

 Dave's new favorite You Tube video - A South African Rap Group called Die Antwoord!

(The pale dude scares the crap out of him!)

 

 

 

What do you think Ladies - would you wear Pajama Jeans?

 

 

 

A TRUCKER CHOKED ON CHILI WHILE DRIVING . . . PASSED OUT . . . AND CRASHED INTO A HOUSE . . . WHICH NOW HAS TO BE TORN DOWN!!!

Check out a photo of the accident here . . .

 

 

 

RICHARD BRANSON BUILT AN UNDERWATER PLANE:

 

 

RICHARD BRANSON has got crazy-deep pockets.  He owns a record label, an airline, a cell phone company and his own Caribbean island.  He's even built a civilian space ship so that rich people with too much money can travel to space.  And that's not all . . .

 Later this month, Branson will unveil his latest creation . . . the Necker Nymph . . . which is a plane that "flies" UNDERWATER.

According to officials, the prototype for the Necker Nymph cost more than $660,000 to build.  It can carry a pilot and two passengers, and can dive up to 130 feet underwater. 

 Take a look at a prototype of the Necker Nymph, here . . .

 

 

 

We're officially calling it:  There is absolutely, positively, 100% ZERO CHANCE that LADY GAGA is a hermaphrodite.  If you don't believe me, then you obviously haven't seen a certain picture of her from Sunday night's Grammys.  

What the heck do you call that???  It's sort of like a reverse camel toe.  Anyone wanna help us come up with a name for it???  Or would you prefer to just erase the image from your mind and never think about it again???

 

 

 

Testicle Offered For Super Bowl Tix (No Perverts!)

 

 

JAMES GANDOLFINI voices one of the characters in the "Where The Wild Things Are" movie, so someone redubbed it with profanity-filled clips from "The Sopranos".  

 

 

 

 

AND NOW . . . HERE ARE TEN OF THE MOST BIZARRE SEX ED VIDEOS OF ALL TIME:

 

 Seriously, these are a gold mine.  No wonder we're all so screwed up! You can see the videos here . . .

 

 

Here's a gift for the golfer in your life:  A set of 12 balls . . . each with the face of one of TIGER WOODS' skanks on it!!! 

It'll only set you back 54 bucks when you add in the shipping. 

Get yours here . . .

 

 

Truck hits bridge in Istanbul

 

 

 

 

"Mad TV" came up with the iPad in 2006.  Only, their version connects from a woman to her computer, and lasts for 1,000 periods.

 

 

 

 

 

A woman was bitten by a poisonous cobra in a shopping center parking lot! Click here to read the whole story.

 

 

AND NOW . . . HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MORONS GET TATTOOS:

 

 Before you run out and get that next tattoo, I want you to ask yourself this one question:  Am I good with grammar and spelling?

If the answer is no, then you need to find someone who IS, and get them to proofread your tattoo BEFORE you get inked.  Because if you don't, you could end up stuck with a misspelled tattoo FOR LIFE . . . like this collection of boneheads we found online. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IS CBS WAFFLING OVER AIRING A SUPER BOWL AD FOR A GAY DATING SITE??? 

 

The owners of a gay dating site called ManCrunch.com say that CBS is giving them the runaround over an ad they wanted to run during the Super Bowl.

CBS, meanwhile, says the ad is one of many that are still under review.  They also say there are still ad spots available . . . and they're not sure who told ManCrunch that there weren't.

Check it out - Should it air during the Superbowl?

 

 

 

 

KIM KARDASHIAN posted some bikini pics of herself on Twitter yesterday.  That in itself isn't terribly mind-blowing. 

But what was supposedly special about these pics is that they're from a photo shoot . . . and they haven't been even the slightest bit retouched yet. 

Sorry ladies . . . Kim still looks pretty freakin' amazing.  Check it out . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here's a list of 11 Yearbook Photos That Actors Wish We'd Never Seen.   

We personally love  GEORGE CLOONEY'S photo, which gives hope to ALL nerds . . .

 

 

 

The annual Pirelli Calendar . . . which is just a calendar featuring a lot of sexy models TOPLESS . . . is out. 

 And all the pictures have hit the World Wide Web of Pornography.

You can find all the pictures at the following link.  

WARNING!!!  Lots of nudity ahead . . .

 

 

 

Here's BRENDAN FRASER clapping in a weird way at the "Golden Globes" last week . . .

 

 

 

AND NOW . . . HERE ARE THE 30 DIRTIEST NAMES IN SPORTS HISTORY:

 

 

--NASCAR driver Dick Trickle

  

--A former linebacker from Eastern Illinois University named Lucious Pusey

  

--A former pitcher for the Mariners and Red Sox named Dick Pole

  

--A former NHL goaltender named Ron Tugnutt

  

--A former Olympic swimmer named Misty Hyman

  

--And, of course, former Chicago Bears linebacker Dick Butkus

 

 

You can see the full list here . . .

 

 

 

Chuck's new favorite video - Favre blows it, husband reacts. (Warning: Lots of language)

 

 

Just a bunch of straight guys working out! Check out the video here.

 

 

A woman FAINTED on "The Price Is Right" yesterday.  It happened when her showcase prizes were being revealed.  She was pumped when she heard about a trip to Minneapolis . . . but she hit the ground when she saw the new car.

She was OK . . . and she later ended up WINNING. 

 

 

 

 

Here's a tip if you're trying to sell you car - make sure it's not covered in snow!

 

 

GARY COLEMAN HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: 

 

 

Things have not been going well for GARY COLEMAN since he was on the show with Dave and Chuck a few weeks ago.

Now he has been arrested on a domestic violence charge.  Police in Santaquin, Utah . . . where Gary and his wife Shannon live . . . took him in on Saturday.

Police wouldn't say what happened . . . but TMZ claims Gary was, quote, "picked up because of a warrant stemming from a prior incident." 

Check out Gary's FRIGHTENING mugshot . . .

 

 

 

We talked to John Smith, the man who is "the billboard bachelor." Check him out at http://www.helpjohnfindlove.com/. Listen to our interview with him here.

 

 

 

 

ENJOY SOME VIDEO OF AN ITALIAN TV PERSONALITY GRABBING DAVID BECKHAM'S CROTCH! 

  

Some Italian TV hostess posed as a reporter just so she could get close enough to DAVID BECKHAM to GRAB HIS CROTCH. 

She basically just wanted to see if Beckham "measures up", so to speak, to the bulge he shows in his underwear ads . . . or if he's just STUFFING.

The chick got a little roughed up as she was removed by David's security . . . but she was obviously proud enough of herself to air the footage on her show.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A 300-POUND WOMAN GOT THREE YEARS' PROBATION BECAUSE SHE SAT ON HER 120-POUND BOYFRIEND AND KILLED HIM! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LADIES, CHECK OUT THE EQUIPMENT THAT MADONNA IS GETTING HER YOUNG LATIN LOVER! 

 

MADONNA met JESUS LUZ during a photo shoot for "W" magazine.  And yesterday, a raw photo from that shoot appeared online, in which Jesus is TOTALLY NAKED.

And by the way . . . when I say this photo is raw, I mean RAW.  There's no Photoshopping or retouching of any kind that I can see.

 And Madonna looks every single one of her 51 years. 

 

(--If you're 18 or over, check out the picture here, if you dare . . .)

 

 

A guy robbed a convenience store in New York City, and forgot to put on his ski mask until halfway through.

 

                                                              

 

                            Here's some picture's from 89X's amateur night at the Hustler Club with Jay Hudson.
                            The Girl in the G-string with Jay was the winner - the other two came in 2nd and 3rd!

 

 

                                    

 

                                                               

 

                                                              

 

                ARE THESE PICTURES OF TIGER WOODS AT THAT MISSISSIPPI SEX REHAB CLINIC??? 

 

                                                                

 

                                                                    

 

                                                Scott Baio is getting death threats over this Twitter posting!

                                        

 

A female bobsledder from the UK split her pants at the start line of a race in Switzerland.

 

 

Over a year ago, ARTIE LANGE was on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien", and basically predicted Conan's future.  He explained that if NBC decided to stick with Jay Leno, Conan could make $40 million for doing nothing.

 

 

 

Here's the bad idea of the week - biting off a cop's nipple! Check out the full story here!

 

 

A Texas woman finds a tooth in her Milky Way! Check out the full story and the video here!

 

 

AN ANIMATED VIDEO ON THE NBC LATE-NIGHT MESS: 

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 Oh, and half-way through, they transform into Superman, The Incredible Hulk, and Captain America.  (It's from the same guys who made that weird re-enactment of the Tiger Woods accident.  It's in Chinese, but it's still worth watching)

 

 

 

 

THAT CRAZY BITCH HEIDI MONTAG HAD 10 PLASTIC SURGERIES IN ONE DAY AND SHE WANTS MORE . . . BUT SHE SAYS SHE'S NOT ADDICTED?!?

HERE ARE SOME BEFORE:

 

 AND AFTER PICTURES:

 

 

 

AskMen.com has revealed its 99 Most Desirable Women in the World for the New Year. 

You can see the complete list, in annoying slideshow format here.

 

 

 

 

There's a reason why MO'NIQUE didn't thank her waxer when she accepted her Golden Globe on Sunday night:  Because she obviously doesn't have one.  Mo'Nique attended the ceremony with some seriously furry legs.  There's a reason why MO'NIQUE didn't thank her waxer when she accepted her Golden Globe on Sunday night:  Because she obviously doesn't have one.  Mo'Nique attended the ceremony with some seriously furry legs. 

 

 

CHECK OUT SOME OCTOMOM BIKINI PICS! 

  

Say what you want about the Octomom, NADYA SULEMAN . . . but it's getting hard to deny that she looks pretty good.  Especially for a woman who's had 14 buns in her oven . . . including EIGHT AT ONCE.

 Check out these bikini pics.  Yeah, I know she's annoying, irresponsible, and hypocritical.  But be honest:  Would you hit it?

 

 

 

 

 

If you want to check out the silicon penis video, click here. Warning: Not safe for work.

 

 

It's getting tough for Conan O'Brien to get to work these days!

 

 

This news anchor can't stop laughing during a segment about a suitcase that transforms into a waterproof suit . . . because it basically looks like a suitcase with arms and legs.

 

 

SOME CRAZY BRITISH CHICK BREASTFEEDS HER PUPPY:

 

 

32-year-old Suzanne Morgan lives in England.  She has a 17-month-old daughter named Tasha, and a puppy named Dixie.

 A few months ago, Dixie started barking to be fed but there wasn't any dog food left in the house.  So to get Dixie to shut up, Suzanne started to BREASTFEED the dog.  (!!!)

 What's worse is that Dixie liked it so much that now Suzanne has stopped buying dog food altogether, choosing to only feed her breast milk. 

 

 

 

INTRODUCING AMERICA'S FIRST LEGAL MALE PROSTITUTE:

  

Last month, a legal brothel in Nevada called the Shady Lady Ranch decided to add a little meat to its menu by hiring a MALE prostitute to round out its stable of whores. 

Anyway, some 25-year-old loser named Marcus from northern Alabama applied for the job.  And last week, he officially became America's first legal MAN-WHORE. 

What do you think ladies - would you pay to have sex with this dude?

 

 

 

 

Check Out Jimmy Kimmel destroying Jay Leno on his show

 

 

Introducing the "Snuggie D-Lux."  It's like a normal Snuggie, but with an extra hole for guys to pee through. 

 

ONAN O'BRIEN put the "Tonight Show" up for sale on Craigslist.  Okay, the show is not really for sale . . . but the ad really is online.

 

In case you missed Tuesday's episode of "Lopez Tonight", JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT told him that she likes to "BeDazzle" her vajayjay with jewels . . . seriously.