31-year-old Curtis Michael Allgier is an evil, deplorable, horrible human being. He's also got one of the most hilarious mugshots ever. And those two things are about to collide.
Allgier is set to go on trial for allegedly murdering a prison guard during an escape attempt in 2007. And his lawyer's afraid he's not going to be able to get an impartial trial because . . . Allgier's entire face and head are covered in tattoos.
Do you think they should allow him to cover up his tattoos with makeup? Read the full story here.
THE POPULAR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES THIS YEAR INCLUDE LADY GAGA, "JERSEY SHORE" AND "AVATAR":
CHECK OUT A PICTURE OF AN UNHAPPY ADULT AT A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT!
This is CLASSIC. It's a picture of a grown man at a JUSTIN BIEBER concert . . . and he's NOT enjoying himself, to say the least.
CHECK OUT KELLY OSBOURNE LOOKING PRETTY HOT :
KELLY OSBOURNE performed with the PUSSYCAT DOLLS at the Viper Room in Los Angeles on Wednesday night. And she looked pretty hot. For real.
AND NOW . . . "ITALIAN SPIDER-MAN":
Other countries love making horrible CHEAP versions of American superhero movies, and some of them are cult classics. And if you've never seen it, there's an awesome SPOOF of those movies on YouTube called "Italian Spiderman".
The trailer is AMAZING, and in the first of the ten installments, Spider-Man . . . played by a chubby dude in a red turtleneck . . . bets his life on a game of black jack.
IT'S DAVE'S HOT NEW JAM AND NOW . . . CEE-LO HAS UNLEASHED HIS "(EFF) YOU" VIDEO:
CEE-LO has now unleashed the OFFICIAL video for "(Eff) You". It follows Cee-Lo from a kid to adulthood, as he gets his heart broken in the same diner over and over again.
Eventually, he turns into "The Lady Killer," which . . . not coincidentally . . . is also the title of Cee-Lo's next album. (It's tentatively set to come out in December.)
EERIE PICTURES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE - #1: JULIA ROBERTS DOESN'T SHAVE HER PITS
EERIE PICTURES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE - #2: ELLEN POMPEO HAS SIX TOES ON EACH FOOT!
"Grey's Anatomy" star ELLEN POMPEO is polydactyl. That means she was born with EXTRA DIGITS. In her case, she has SIX TOES ON EACH FOOT. And she's apparently secure enough about that to wear sandals in public.
Here's a story of his dude who missed his ex-girlfriend so much after she dumped him that he paid over 20 grand to recreate her as a realistic sex doll
HERE'S A DOG DANCING THE MERENGUE EXTREMELY WELL:
There's a new video on YouTube of a dog DANCING THE MERENGUE. It sounds stupid . . . and it is . . . but it's also pretty impressive because the dog doesn't just do A FEW dance moves . . . it does a whole choreographed routine with its owner.
HOW BAD ARE THE DETROIT LIONS? THEIR SAFETY PLOWED THROUGH THREE LITTLE KIDS ON HIS WAY ONTO THE FIELD:
LOUIS DELMAS is a safety for the Detroit Lions, and when he ran onto the field during the pre-game introductions on Saturday, he accidentally took out THREE LITTLE KIDS. He looked down . . . but he kept on running. Luckily the kids were fine.
A GOLFER HITS ONE BAD CHIP SHOT . . . AND STARTS A 12-ACRE BRUSH FIRE
Check out an INSANE photo of the fire, taken from the course
After Police Take In A Suspected Escort, She Comments On Their Packages, Then Relieves Herself In The Jail Cell!!
Here's her mugshot and a picture from her Facebook
TIRED OF DUDES STARING AT YOUR CANS? GET "CAMI SECRET" AND ADJUST YOUR CLEAVAGE EXPOSURE ON THE GO:
Here's the website to order a Cami Secret . . .
And here's their two-minute commercial on YouTube to see it in action . . .
TROY POLAMALU'S HAIR HAS BEEN INSURED FOR $1 MILLION:
The long locks of Pittsburgh Steelers safety TROY POLAMALU have their very own insurance policy. Literally.
As you probably know, Troy is a spokesman for Head & Shoulders. Well, the company has taken out a $1 MILLION policy on Troy's hair . . . just in case something should happen to it during the season.
Troy hasn't cut his hair in SEVEN YEARS. For those of you who may not have seen it, here's a look at Troy's unstoppable hair outside his helmet . .
A 21-YEAR-OLD PRETENDS TO BE 14 SO HE CAN PLAY PEE-WEE FOOTBALL
Check it out here
HERE'S A GIRL USING A POORLY INSTALLED STRIPPER POLE:
Investigators seize $100,000 worth of cocaine that had been hidden in bologna and mailed to Holyoke from Puerto Rico
The Dunk Mug is a unique dunking and biscuit holder mug.
AN AD IN "WOMEN'S DAY" MAGAZINE TELLS WOMEN THE FIRST STEP TO GETTING A RAISE IS . . . WASHING THEIR NAUGHTY PARTS
THE MAYOR OF WINNIPEG ACCIDENTALLY KICKED A KID IN THE FACE DURING A CHARITY SOCCER MATCH:
Sam Katz, the Mayor of Winnipeg, was taking part in a charity soccer match last week, and he accidentally kicked a kid in the FACE. The kid was fine, but the best part was when the announcer said, quote, "He's booted him in the face in an election year."
Check it out here!
HERE'S A FOUL-MOUTHED 7-YEAR-OLD GIRL TRASH-TALKING DURING AN ONLINE VIDEO GAME:
When you play video games online, you can wear a headset and actually talk to the person you're playing. Some people like to trash-talk and scream at each other, and there's a video on YouTube of a foul-mouthed 7-YEAR-OLD GIRL doing it.
AND NOW . . . "THE PERFECT GIRLFRIEND":
If you never saw it, there's an Australian ad for Jim Beam from a few years ago that features the "Perfect Girlfriend". She likes chubby guys who watch a lot of football and go to strip clubs.
Here's a cover of the Bed Intruder song with Haley from Paramore and others!
We told you about Vajazzaling before - well check out the new hot thing - Vatooing!
A POLITICIAN PROPOSED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND DURING A DEBATE:
A guy named Chris Young is running for mayor of Providence, Rhode Island. And at the end of a debate on Tuesday, he pulled out a ring and proposed to his girlfriend.
((He proposes around 2:50))
DOCTORS REMOVE THE WORLD'S LARGEST TUMOR . . . A 51 POUNDER . . . FROM A WOMAN IN ARGENTINA!!
POLICE ARREST A WOMAN FOR WATCHING PORNO AND HAVING HER WAY WITH HERSELF . . . WHILE DRIVING!
STONE TEMPLE PILOTS singer SCOTT WEILAND fell off the stage while performing in Cincinnati on Wednesday night . . . but he was OK. It took security almost a minute to help him up, but once he was back on stage he finished the song. Check out the video here.
Extending toilet paper roll holder for people too lazy to reach - You can order yours here for only $17.95!
A FEMALE SPORTS REPORTER GOT NAILED IN THE HEAD WITH A SOCCER BALL:
A German sports reporter named Jessica Kastrop was reporting from the sidelines during the pregame warm-ups at a soccer match the other day . . . and a soccer ball NAILED her in the head. The video has already been viewed more than a million times.
A GUY CRIED ON A SLINGSHOT RIDE, THEN PRETENDED HE LOVED IT:
There's a video online of a guy freaking out on one of those carnival slingshot rides. Then when it's over, he pretends like he LOVED IT.
A GUY SAT ON A CAR AIRBAG, AND IT LAUNCHED HIM TEN FEET IN THE AIR:
Here's how powerful the airbag in your car is: A guy sat on one while his friends triggered it, and it launched him TEN FEET IN THE AIR. And he did NOT look okay afterwards.
A THIEF WAS BUSTED FOR STEALING A FAMILY'S BAG . . . AFTER THEY SPOTTED HIM DOING IT IN THE BACKGROUND OF ONE OF THEIR PHOTOS
Here’s Dave and Chuck’s Idiot Criminal of the day…A woman who tries to deposit cocaine into her bank account?!?
Dave's hot new jam - careful it's not safe for work!
AND NOW . . . FOUR GAY GUYS REACTING TO THE MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT:
Four guys in the Philippines taped themselves watching the Miss Universe pageant on Monday, and went absolutely NUTS when Miss Philippines made the top 15. They screamed, one of them CRIED a little . . . and they all appear to be deliciously gay.
Miss Philippines was the last one to make the top 15. She's the one who told WILLIAM BALDWIN that she hadn't had to overcome any obstacles in life yet.
(Miss Mexico eventually won.)
A SKYDIVER GOT SNAGGED ON A FLAGPOLE AT A BASEBALL GAME:
The U.S. Army parachute team 'The Golden Knights' landed at a Texas Rangers game yesterday, but one of them got stuck on a flagpole, and had to cut himself down.
A MAN DIDN'T NOTICE FOR FIVE YEARS THAT HE'D BEEN SHOT IN THE HEAD
A WOMAN BEING BOOKED IN JAIL FOR VIOLATING PROBATION GOT IN WAY MORE TROUBLE WHEN XANAX FELL OUT OF HER GENITALS
What’s okay to wear on a plane? Have you seen anything out of the ordinary?
This passenger was allowed to board his American Airlines flight at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport the other day!
Here's the English dating website for Ugly People! Check it out here!
Here's Chuck's favorite new video - Mexican dudes covering Guns and Roses!
A NAIL SALON IN GEORGIA IS CHARGING MORE FOR SUPER CHUBBY CUSTOMERS . . . SINCE THEY'VE BEEN BREAKING THE CHAIRS...DO YOU AGREE THAT THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO THIS OR NOT?
HERE'S THE TRAILER FOR "FREE WILLY" . . . IF IT WAS A HORROR MOVIE:
Somebody recut the trailer for "Free Willy" to make it look like a HORROR movie about a REAL killer whale.
ANOTHER JAPANESE BASEBALL PLAYER MADE "THE GREATEST CATCH IN HISTORY":
Three weeks ago, a Japanese baseball player for the Hiroshima Carp jumped on top of the center field fence and made what a lot of people said was the best ever.
And now ANOTHER center fielder for the SAME TEAM made the same catch. And he did it against the same opponent, and even the SAME PITCHER was on the mound.
Here's the new catch, and the one from earlier this month.
In the first video, he makes the catch at :15.
A WOMAN FOUND A STRAY CAT . . . AND THREW IT IN THE TRASH:
A security camera outside a Catholic school in England caught some disturbing footage on Saturday. A middle-aged woman who was walking down the street saw a cat on the sidewalk and started petting it. Then she picked it up and threw it in a TRASH CAN.
We played the tape of this little girl who busted her parents having sex last week – now The Gregory Brothers have given her the Autotune treatment…Check it out!
Here’s the original in case you missed it
A HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER TRIED TO GET AWAY AND CRASHED AGAIN:
There's a new video on YouTube of a hit-and-run driver smashing into a parked car. Then when the driver tries to get away, he drives into oncoming traffic and hits THREE MORE CARS.
"THE SNAZZY NAPPER": A BLANKET THAT STRAPS TO YOUR HEAD:
There's a new infomercial for a product called the SNAZZY NAPPER. It's a travel blanket that straps to your head and blocks out the light for long car drives and plane trips.
It probably works, but it looks like a half-blanket, half-burka. And if you wear it on a flight, you'll definitely be the weirdo on the plane.
Batman robs a Taco Bell
A CARJACKER DROVE ONTO AN AIRPORT RUNWAY IN DALLAS:
A carjacker in Dallas drove through a chain link fence and onto a runway at the Dallas Love Field Airport. But police rammed the car and stopped him before he got close to any planes. There's footage of it on YouTube.
A BULL JUMPED INTO THE STANDS AT A BULLFIGHT:
A bull jumped into the stands at a bullfight in northern Spain on Wednesday and injured forty people.
THE PRODUCERS OF "THE LAST EXORCISM" PUT A FAKE POSSESSED CHICK ON CHAT ROULETTE:
The producers of the upcoming horror flick "The Last Exorcism" . . . (--which comes out NEXT Friday) . . . came up with a pretty cool marketing campaign.
They posted a fake video on ChatRoulette.com in which a pretty girl looks like she's going to take off her shirt for you . . . but then becomes POSSESSED.
Thanks to Kristin from Detroit who sent this in - There is a subdivision near Standish that is supposed to be named Whispering Pines, but the neighborhood kids keep changing the sign!
BBC weather reporter flips the bird
Here's what Cal's elbow looked like...
...and what it would like it if it had a face.
A GUY SOLVED A RUBIK'S CUBE WHILE SKYDIVING!
Some guy solved a Rubik's Cube while skydiving in an inflatable raft.
A MUTUAL FUND EXECUTIVE IS ARRESTED FOR RELEASING HIS SEED INTO AN EMPLOYEE'S WATER BOTTLE!!
DID AEROSMITH GUITARIST JOE PERRY *PURPOSELY* HIP-CHECK STEVEN TYLER OFF A STAGE???
AEROSMITH guitarist JOE PERRY seems to be frustrated with STEVEN TYLER regularly these days . . . most recently because of this "American Idol" judging craziness. But is he upset enough to push Steven offstage?
At a concert in Toronto on Tuesday night, Steven playfully bumped Joe during "Love in an Elevator" . . . and Joe came back and hip-checked Steven hard enough that it bumped him off the stage.
Steven wasn't hurt, and eventually climbed back onstage . . . and told the crowd, quote, "It ain't gonna happen again, baby."
Check out the video here.
NICOLE KIDMAN AND KEITH URBAN'S NEW $10 MILLION APARTMENT INCLUDES A CAR ELEVATOR:
NICOLE KIDMAN and KEITH URBAN just bought a $10 million apartment in Manhattan.
Obviously, it's got all the amenities you can think of. And one you probably HAVEN'T thought of: A car elevator. For real.
You just drive into the thing on the ground floor, and it takes you straight up to the floor your apartment is on.
Dave and Chuck know whey they are going for their next vacation – Hooker, Oklahoma!
Hide your kids, hide your wife and be quiet having sex – or your kids could bust you!!
AND NOW . . . INDIAN POLE GYMNASTICS:
You've heard of pole dancing, but what about pole GYMNASTICS? Before you get too excited guys . . . we're talking about MEN'S pole gymnastics. It's a traditional Indian sport called Mallakhamb, and there's a new video of it online that's pretty impressive.
Thanks to Claudia who sent us this picture she took driving through Rochester!
Just when you thought the internet could not get creepier – along comes Dober-Man : Creepiest furry on the planet
DWYANE WADE BLOCKED SHOTS AT A CHILDREN'S BASKETBALL GAME:
Last week, DWYANE WADE played basketball with kids in Harlem as part of the Nike World Basketball Festival . . . and he might have taken it a little too seriously. There's video online of two little kids shooting the ball, and Dwyane blocks their shots HARD.
A Woman Gets Home From Work And Busts Two People Having Sex In A Public Park . . . And It Turns Out One Of Them Is Her Boyfriend!
A WITCH IS SELLING HER SPELL FOR A PERFECT BUTT ON EBAY . . . FOR ONLY $9:
I'm not going to lie . . . this sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. A real WITCH . . . an honest-to-God, actual witch . . . is selling one of her most powerful SPELLS on eBay.
If you buy it, and use it right, it will transform your body . . . and give you PERFECT BUTTOCKS.
All that can be yours for just $8.95. There are even anonymous testimonials from satisfied clients.
--The witch, whose name is Amelia, says she's been casting spells for 20 years. And while she'll sell you the spell, you may have to provide your own candles, herbs, oils and gemstones.
Here's the link to the eBay auction . . .
A BIKER WEARING A HELMET-CAM COLLIDED WITH AN OLD MAN CROSSING THE STREET:
A guy on a bike was going the wrong way down a one-way street, and he ran over an old man who was trying to cross. But the old man was JAYWALKING, so he couldn't really get that mad about it.
JUSTIN BIEBER VS. A WATER BOTTLE . . . AUTO-TUNED:
Somebody on YouTube used Auto-Tune to turn the JUSTIN BIEBER water bottle incident into a song.
HERE'S A CHUBBY GUY DANCING BY HIMSELF AT A SPORTS BAR:
There's a new video online of a plump guy at a sports bar, dancing like he's "Sweatin' To The Oldies." Everyone else at the bar is just watching TV. Meanwhile, HE looks like he's doing cardio.
A ten-year-old girl sparked panic when she was caught 'playing dead' by Google's Street View cameras. Check out the whole story here.
A CHEF IN IOWA IS FINED BY HEALTH INSPECTORS FOR LICKING TOADS IN THE KITCHEN!
The video appears to have been pulled down from YouTube, but you can see most of it in this news report . . .
AN ASIAN GUY SANG AN INTENSE KARAOKE VERSION OF THE CARRIE UNDERWOOD SONG, "BEFORE HE CHEATS":
But for people who DON'T HAVE a camera or can't access the Internet, the TV station held a karaoke event last Saturday in downtown Wichita. And a middle-aged Asian guy did an INTENSE version of "Before He Cheats".
A GREAT WHITE SHARK SWAM UP NEXT TO A GUY BUT DIDN'T ATTACK:
There's a video online of a guy who's paddling on a surfboard, and a couple GREAT WHITE SHARKS swim up next to him. They get REALLY close, but the guy doesn't panic, and eventually the shark swims away.
Deaf Shoppers Get Tackled and Chocked by Forever 21 Security in California 2 Staff memebers of a forever 21 tackle and choke a man suspected of shop lifting, it turns out that the man was deaf and couldint hear the alarm going off when he walked out the store, even though he did not steal anything at all, this mistake lead to an innocent man being choked and a bunch of bystanders just watching
Steven Slater Animated! JetBlue Flight Attendant Freakout!
We've been talking the flight attendant this week who quit his job by cursing out the passengers, grabbing some beers and puling the emergency slide to get off the plane.
Well since no video was likely taken of the incident - here's a Japanese TV shows animated version of what happened!
A CHEESESTICK SANDWICH?
Have you ever been eating mozzarella sticks and thought, "these would be soooo much better in a sandwich"?
If so, then Denny's is about to roll out the perfect sandwich for you. The restaurant chain recently announced the "fried cheese melt" - it caught our eyes and stopped our hearts. The sandwich, which should sell for $4, is "made with four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread. It is served with French fries and a side of marinara sauce."
Here's a photo of Gary dressed in human clothes . .
And here's a FASCINATING video of him in his Boomer costume . . .
A MASSIVE STORM DESCENDED ON A PEACEFUL BEACH IN FINLAND:
There's amazing footage online of a massive storm cloud descending on a beach in Helsinki, Finland. It looks like something out of the APOCALYPSE, and it turns a nice day into thunder and lightning in about 90 seconds.
HERE'S A GUY GETTING SLAMMED HEADFIRST INTO THE GROUND BY A HOMEMADE JETPACK:
Some TV show in . . . we assume Japan . . . made a jetpack out of water bottles and strapped it to a guy's back. But it only shot him two feet in the air, then slammed him headfirst into the ground.
A WOMAN *CLIMAXED* ON AN AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE:
You know those amusement park rides where they strap you into a slingshot and let it whip you around? Well, apparently there's an AMAZING one in Malta. There's a video on YouTube of a man and woman riding it . . . and the woman CLIMAXES.
The video was uploaded by a user named "Slingshot Malta," so the woman COULD have been FAKING IT. But you be the judge.
AN ASTROS FAN AVOIDED A FOUL BALL AND LET IT HIT HIS GIRLFRIEND:
At a Houston Astros game on Monday night, a guy jumped out of the way to avoid a foul ball, and it hit HIS GIRLFRIEND instead. The guy . . . who identified himself only as "Bo" . . . later claimed that he lost the ball in the lights.
A WOMAN QUITS HER JOB AND EMBARRASSES HER AWFUL BOSS BY SENDING A PHOTO MESSAGE TO THE WHOLE OFFICE!
Justin Bieber Gets Nailed By a Water Bottle
A MAN IS CAUGHT PLEASURING HIMSELF IN A PUBLIC PARK . . . WHILE HOLDING AN ARMLESS MANNEQUIN!
A JETBLUE FLIGHT ATTENDANT CURSES OUT A RUDE PASSENGER . . . THEN PULLS THE EMERGENCY CHUTE AND SLIDES OFF THE PLANE!!
AND NOW . . . TWO DRUNK GUYS TRYING TO SET UP A TENT!
There's a new video online of two guys trying to set up a tent, but they're WAY too drunk to do it. One guy's legs wobble the whole time, and he can barely stand up. And the other guy just sits on the ground next to him looking confused. Click here to watch!
Going Dave Hunter
AND NOW . . . A MIDDLE SCHOOL PICTURE OF MEGAN FOX:
Would you like to see MEGAN FOX before she was one of the hottest women on Earth? One of her middle school yearbook pictures hit the web over the weekend.
A WOMAN WAS EXCITED TO BE ON A LOCAL VERSION OF "COPS" . . . EVEN THOUGH HER SISTER WAS THE ONE BEING ARRESTED:
In Montgomery, Alabama, there's a TV show called "County Law
In Montgomery, Alabama, there's a TV show called "County Law", which is basically just a local version of the show "COPS".
And on a recent episode, a woman got excited when she saw the camera because she knew she'd be on TV. She just yelled "County Law" over and over again, and didn't seem to care that her SISTER was the one being arrested.
At a wedding, groom wore prison garb
Here's Lisa Way's new favorite song Gimme Dat Bacon!
Enrique Iglesias is a man of his word -- 'cause dude just got naked and busted out the water skis to satisfy a bet he made regarding the World Cup...OK, so the footage is pretty grainy ... and shaky ... but still, it's a naked Enrique shredding up the coast of Miami ... just like he told the BBC he would do if Spain won the World Cup ... which they did. Check out the video here.
Meet Flamingo Lady!
A MAN IS BUSTED FOR BREAKING INTO THE SAME HOUSE FOR A SECOND TIME . . . AND CLAIMS HE WAS JUST LEAVING A THANK YOU NOTE!
IN FLORIDA, POLICE WITNESS A MAN HAVE AN ACCIDENT . . . IN HIS PANTS . . . DURING A DUI TEST!
We had the Gregory Brothers that autotune the news on the show today - in case you missed their latest creation - here's the bed intruder song
Gamers fight back!
SOME GUY ON A BUS IN ENGLAND FLIPPED OUT AND SMASHED THROUGH A GLASS DOOR:
There's a video on YouTube of some British guy screaming at a black woman on one of those red double-decker buses. It's not clear why he's so upset, but he sounds racist. And at the end, he gets so worked up, he smashes though one of the glass doors.
BASIL MARCEAUX HAS RELEASED HIS OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN AD:
BASIL MARCEAUX . . . the idiot who's running for governor in Tennessee . . . has released an official campaign ad.
In case you've never heard of Basil, he's the guy who went on a local news station in Nashville a few weeks ago and said that if elected, he'll let people carry unregistered firearms.
And on his website, he says that people who vote for him will get immunity from state crimes for life. So, in other words . . . he's a moron. His new campaign ad is more of the same . . . and it's hard to believe it's not a joke.
A Man Makes Up A Story About A Puppy Being Thrown Out Of A Window . . . So His Wife Would Let Him Keep It
And Now, The Story Of A Pregnant Woman Who Drank 12 Beers And Tried To Rob A Fast Food Restaurant With A Hammer
Here's the clip of the penis call - if you can autotune this e-mail us at daveandchuckthefreak@89xradio.com. You can download it directly here.
A GUY STARTED DANCING IN THE STREET AND GOT HIT BY AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!
Here's proof that it's never a good idea to start dancing in the street. A guy on YouTube was goofing around . . . and got hit by an ICE CREAM TRUCK.
THE VICTIM OF A HOME INVASION ROBBERY MANAGES TO GET HELP BY TYPING A MESSAGE TO HER BOYFRIEND . . . USING HER TOES!
Here's a screenshot of Amy's conversation with her boyfriend. Yeah, she made a few typos, but I guess we can forgive them!
DAVE AND CHUCK THE FREAK'S IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY - A WOMAN SHOPLIFTS FROM A JCPENNEY . . . BUT GETS CAUGHT WHEN SHE ACCIDENTALLY LEAVES HER BABY BEHIND!!
THE EVA MENDES "SEX TAPE" IS HERE . . . BUT IT'S A JOKE! :(
EVA MENDES released her "sex tape" yesterday. But it's not what you think. She did a video for FunnyOrDie.com SPOOFING all those rumors that she has a sex tape coming out.
Dave and Chuck were talking about your White Trash Alerts on Monday and one of their favorites was the people who put regular air conditioners in their cars!
Check out this pic that was sent in!
Woman calls 911 for a date...but she says it never happened.
HERE'S A SCUBA DIVER PUTTING A SHARK INTO A TRANCE:
It's "Shark Week" on the Discovery Channel, and if you're a fan, there's some footage on YouTube from a few years ago that you've gotta see.
It's of a scuba diver massaging a shark's nose and putting it into a state called "tonic immobility," where it doesn't move at all.
AND NOW . . . A SONG CALLED "SIT ON MY FACEBOOK":
A group called THE SCRIBES did a song that mocks all the social networking services like Facebook, MySpace and Twitter. It's called "Sit On My Facebook," and they just released a music video to go with it.
A 375-POUND WOMAN WINS ITALY'S "MISS CHUBBY" PAGEANT!
33-year-old Angela Scognamiglio won the title of Miss Chubby. She weighs a mouth-watering 375 POUNDS . . . or more than most NFL linemen. To qualify for the pageant, you have to weigh at least 220 pounds.
The contestants could wear anything they wanted, from evening gowns to pantsuit . . . to just underwear. The winner is based on weight alone, though, not any other factors . . . and she doesn't get cash, just a HUGE CAKE.
THE "BED INTRUDER" INTERVIEW IS A BIG HIT ON YOUTUBE:
A guy in Alabama named ANTOINE DODSON became an Internet sensation over the weekend because of an interview he gave to a local TV station. It all started when Antoine's sister woke up in the middle of the night with an INTRUDER in her BED.
Antoine was in the next room and helped fight the guy off, but he got away. Then Antoine did a local TV interview and told neighbors to, quote, "Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband because they're raping everybody out here."
So naturally, Antoine's interview was remixed into a song by "Auto-Tune The News". Then people started posting covers of the song on YouTube, including one on the ukulele, and one on a weird Japanese instrument called a shamisen.
HERE'S A SONG THAT SOUNDS DIRTY, BUT ISN'T!
Have you heard "The Assumption Song"? It's a YouTube classic . . . which means it's a couple years old. Every line SOUNDS like it's going to end with a dirty word, but doesn't. Anyway, it holds up to our refined adult tastes, so look it up and suck it down.
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