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A FEMALE BODY BUILDER CRUSHED FULL CANS OF SODA WITH HER BARE HANDS
A woman with huge arms used her bare hands to crush six full cans of soda in a row.
Now that the Weather is nicer - Dave has found his spring footwear for doing real manly work around the house - STEEL TOE Flip Flops!
A town in Romania has put up drunk crossing signs. Click here for the story.
BEN STILLER DID A RIDICULOUS INTERVIEW ON "BETWEEN TWO FERNS WITH ZACH GALIFIANAKIS"!
BEN STILLER sat through insult after insult in an episode of the online talk show comedy series, "Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis".
JONAH HILL WILL HAVE A NUDE SCENE IN "GET HIM TO THE GREEK"
As you've probably heard by now, the upcoming comedy "Get Him to the Greek" is a spin-off of the 2008 flick "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".
It stars RUSSELL BRAND as rock star Aldous Snow, and JONAH HILL as a record label lackey who has to get him to his gig in Los Angeles.
Well Jonah will have a nude scene in the movie that comes out this summer - Do you want to see that Ladies??
DID JESSE JAMES CHEAT ON SANDRA BULLOCK WITH A NAUGHTY TATTOO MODEL???
When SANDRA BULLOCK was in Atlanta filming "The Blind Side", her husband JESSE JAMES kept busy by NAILING A NAUGHTY TATTOO MODEL.
At least that's the rumor going around. And there's circumstantial evidence that's fueling the fire, too.
For starters, "People" magazine is reporting that Sandra moved out of the family home this past Monday.
Then yesterday, it was announced that she'd pulled out of the London premiere of "The Blind Side" due to, quote, "unforeseen personal reasons."
The alleged other woman is MICHELLE "BOMBSHELL" MCGEE. She's a San Diego-based tattoo model who claims she had an 11-month affair with Jesse. And she claims he texted her as recently as last Sunday.
The Japanese are always doing crazy stuff, so it makes sense that they'd be the ones to come up with THIS . . .
In Japan, you can buy HUMAN BREAST MILK by the carton. No, really.
The idea is that if you're a firm believer in breastfeeding, but your baby refuses to latch on, you can just pick up a carton of prepackaged breast milk, courtesy of some other mother's cans. And the carton even features a photo of a baby suckling on a woman's breast.
Should You Be Dating Someone Hotter? A New Website Will Let You Know There's a new website that can answer one of the biggest questions in every relationship: Are you WAY TOO GOOD LOOKING to be with your boyfriend or girlfriend? The site is called CanDoBetter.com, and the concept is pretty simple: Anyone can upload a picture of themselves and the person they're dating. Then the masses get to take a look at the photo of the couple and vote on whether the girl can do better, the guy can do better, or if they're a perfect match. It's just like HotOrNot.com, but with couples. You can check out the site here . . .
A GUY CRASHED HIS BIKE THEN SLID DOWN A HILL ON HIS FACE
A guy got thrown forward off his bike, then landed on a hill, and slid the whole way down on his face.
SOME IDIOT IN FLORIDA WANTS TO BECOME AMERICA'S FIRST *VAMPIRE* PRESIDENT!
45-year-old Jonathon Sharkey of Tampa, Florida says he's a direct descendent of Vlad the Impaler . . . better known as DRACULA. And apparently, that would make Jonathon a vampire too.
But Jonathon doesn't want to be just any old vampire. He wants to be the first vampire president of the United States. And yesterday, he called a press conference to announce his candidacy in the 2012 election.
YOU CAN BUY MINT-SCENTED SHAMPOO FOR YOUR CROTCH
Ladies . . . if you've always yearned for a minty-fresh CROTCH, I've got just the thing for you . . .
There's a product on the market called Muff-So-Soft shampoo, and it's a mint-scented shampoo that's been specially designed for use on your hair "down there."
You can buy this stuff for $8.17 a bottle, here . . .
THIS WOMAN IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO BECOME THE FATTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD! Check out the full story here!
A BASEBALL PLAYER WENT AFTER A PITCHER WITH HIS BAT
A baseball player in Cuba got hit by a pitch and went after the pitcher with his bat. He chased the guy all the way into center field before someone finally stopped him.
THE TOP 20 FIVE-SECOND MOVIES!
A website called UPROXX.com put on a "five-second films" contest, and the top 20 submissions are pretty funny.
NOW YOU CAN PURCHASE THE TIGER WOODS BLOW-UP DOLL!
Are you a skanky white cocktail waitress or struggling actress who missed her chance at nailing TIGER WOODS??? Well, now you can at least make it with the Tiger Woods BLOW-UP DOLL.
News Reporter loses it!
A BRITISH COMMERCIAL FOR DUREX "PLEASURE GEL" SHOWS WOMEN'S FACES AS THEY CLIMAX!
Censors in Britain said a Durex ad for "Play O" lubrication is okay to air before 11 P.M., even though it features close-ups of women's faces as they climax. Check out the full story and the video here.
A ZAMBONI FELL THROUGH THIN ICE ON A LAKE IN COLORADO!
We saw a picture of this yesterday, but now we have the video.
TOYOTA MADE A VIDEO ON HOW TO STOP YOUR RUNAWAY CAR:
Toyota released an instructional video that shows what to do if your car starts accelerating uncontrollably. Check out the video here.
A WOMAN IS SELLING AD SPACE ON HER BREASTS:
The goal of advertising is to get people to pay attention. And there's no better way to make men take notice than with an amazing set of ridiculously large CANS. Which is why this is a little bit brilliant . . .
Anorei Collins is an amateur model on the Big Breast Fetish circuit. This week, she posted an ad on eBay selling 72 inches of AD SPACE on her size-40NN CANS.
Anorei lives in Los Angeles, and she guarantees the winning bidder's ad will be seen at some of L.A.'s most highly-trafficked locations, including the Mann Chinese Theater, Venice Beach, Universal City Walk, and Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.
You can Bid here.
A DRUNK DRIVER CRASHED OVER AND OVER AGAIN:
A drunk driver in Russia slammed into a parked car. Then he crashed a half dozen more times and destroyed his car trying to get away. Check out the video here!
A HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL PLAYER BOUNCED THE BALL OFF ANOTHER KID'S HEAD, AND IT WENT IN:
When a high school basketball player tried to save the ball from going out of bounds, it hit the bottom of the backboard, then bounced off an opponent's head and went in.
A ZAMBONI FELL THROUGH THE ICE OF A RESORT'S OUTDOOR SKATING POND:
Maybe I'm dense, but I always figured Zamboni machines were only used to groom the ice of INDOOR skating rinks. I didn't know they were sometimes used outdoors too.
My thinking was that it's probably pretty tough to measure how thick the ice is on a lake or pond. And it's going to be a total disaster if the Zamboni falls through . . .
Which is exactly what happened Tuesday night at the OUTDOOR skating rink of Colorado's Keystone Resort.
THIS ONE IS FOR LISA...A NEW COLDPLAY TRACK HAS HIT THE INTERNET!
A new COLDPLAY track . . . called "Don Quixote" . . . has hit the Internet. It's a fairly clean live recording . . . and singer CHRIS MARTIN introduced the song as being a celebration of their Latin American fans.
A CHINESE WOMAN HAS A TWO-AND-A-HALF-INCH HORN GROWING OUT OF HER FOREHEAD!
For the first century of her life, 101-year-old Zhang Ruifang of central China looked just like everybody else . . . relatively speaking.
But last year, a patch of rough skin appeared on her forehead. And in the past 12 months, that patch of rough skin has developed into a 2.4-inch HORN.
According to doctors, Zhang's growth is most likely a cutaneous horn made of compacted keratin, which is the same protein we have in our hair and nails.
And now, Zhang seems to be growing another horn on the other side of her head.
ANDY SAMBERG AND CHRIS PARNELL PERFORMED "LAZY SUNDAY" LIVE ON "LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON"!
Say what you want about JIMMY FALLON'S awkward, anxiety-ridden interview style, but he's had some good bits on "Late Night" recently . . . and some of them have become viral video sensations.
Speaking of viral video sensations, on Monday night he had CHRIS PARNELL and ANDY SAMBERG perform their classic "Lazy Sunday" rap . . . live . . . for the first time ever. And NOT surprisingly, it was awesome.
LINDSAY LOHAN THINKS THE "MILKAHOLIC" IN THAT TALKING BABY COMMERCIAL IS SUPPOSED TO BE HER . . . SO SHE'S SUING E-TRADE:
This is so ridiculous, you'll think it's completely made up . . . but it's not.
LINDSAY LOHAN is suing E-Trade over one of its "talking baby" commercials . . . because she thinks it's making fun of her.
Remember the E-Trade ad that debuted during the Super Bowl? It featured a brief appearance by a boyfriend-stealing, MILKAHOLIC baby girl named LINDSAY.
Well, Lindsay Lohan thinks that was meant to be HER. And she wants $100 MILLION for the PAIN AND SUFFERING it has caused her.
Surgeons in China have operated to remove a five inch tail from a four-month-old baby girl. The little girl, called Hong Hong, was born with the tail but it had since doubled in size.
The surgery was successful, but it was still too early to say whether further treatment would be necessary.
A REAL COMMERCIAL FOR A PHARMACY CALLED "BUTT DRUGS":
A comedy duo named RHETT AND LINK make strange commercials for local businesses around the country. Their newest one is for a pharmacy in Indiana called "Butt Drugs."
A WOMAN USED FOUR PIECES OF SCOTCH TAPE TO MAKE HER FACE LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON'S:
This incredibly annoying French woman used makeup and four pieces of Scotch Tape to try and make herself look like MICHAEL JACKSON.
Here's an interesting commercial for a European resort with a very, very unfortunate name. Strange thing is, there's not one shot of sand in the whole thing.
ARMED GUNMEN ROBBED A POKER TOURNAMENT ON LIVE TV:
At least four armed gunmen robbed a poker tournament in Berlin, Germany, on Saturday.
Police haven't said exactly how much they got away with, but the grand prize was around $1.3 million.
Here's the live broadcast, and the full footage from the lobby.
A MAN WHO DIED OF EMPHYSEMA REQUESTED THAT A SIGN BE PLACED ON HIS HEARSE READING, "SMOKING KILLED ME"!
Last month, an 85-year-old British guy named Albert Whittamore died of emphysema . . . the result of smoking cigarettes as a young man.
Anyway, Albert blamed his illness on his filthy habit. So, in order to warn young people about the dangers of smoking, Albert requested that a sign be placed in the window of his hearse reading, quote, "Smoking Killed Me."
Take a look at Albert's hearse here . . .
JIMMY KIMMEL'S POST-OSCAR SKIT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT OSCAR NIGHT!
If you didn't catch the "Handsome Men's Club" skit at the beginning of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" after the Oscars, you need to check it out. It showed a fake organization comprised of the best-looking dudes in Hollywood. Only Jimmy was their president . . .
We talked to comedian Jon Lajoie - check out his website here and listen to our interview with him!
Also, if you've never seen his "Show Me Your Genitals" video - here it is!
THERE'S A SPORT CALLED "SKYAKING" WHERE YOU SKYDIVE IN A KAYAK:
Here's a sport you've never heard of: "skyaking." It's exactly what it sounds like . . . you jump out of a plane in a kayak.
TWO GUYS IN A NEWSROOM GOT INTO A FIGHT ON LIVE TV:
During a live news report in Italy, two guys who were sitting at computers in the background suddenly started fighting.
INTRODUCING . . . BIKER CHICKS WRESTLING IN COLESLAW:
If your idea of a good time is watching mediocre-looking biker broads strip down to bikinis and wrestle in coleslaw, then you'll enjoy this action from the annual Coleslaw Wrestling tournament during Bike Week in Daytona Beach, Florida.
THE HOT NEW TREND IN GENITALIA DECORATION IS "VAJAZZLING":
You might have heard about this in January, when Dave and Chuck mentioned that JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT told GEORGE LOPEZ she likes to Vajazzle her kitten.
A WEIRD GUY LICKED HIMSELF LIKE A CAT IN A YOUTUBE VIDEO:
THERE WAS AN ALLEGED UFO SIGHTING IN CALIFORNIA:
This video is supposed to prove UFOs exist, but like every UFO video, it looks like crap and could easily be something else. Three small objects hover around a larger one, two of them fly "into the mother ship," then the whole thing suddenly disappears.
Last week, Maria Conneran and her family built a SNOW WOMAN in their front yard. It resembled the famous Venus de Milo statue, which has no arms and is TOPLESS.
Anyway, someone in their neighborhood filed an anonymous complaint with the police about the "nudity," and the Connerans were forced to cover the snow woman's shame with a bikini top and sarong.
"SNL'S" FAKE PRESIDENTS HAVE UNITED FOR A VIRAL VIDEO:
Here's a disturbing investigative report on the common practice of re-selling used underwear and lingerie at many of the country's largest clothing chains.
Is THIS a picture of Jon Gosselin's junk? (Warning: not safe for work or for those under the age of 18)
A ROYAL GUARD IN ENGLAND THREW UP, BUT KEPT MARCHING!
A Royal Guard in England threw up, then kept marching like nothing happened.
A FAN TRIED A TRAMPOLINE DUNK BUT HIT HIS FACE ON THE RIM:
A Memphis Grizzlies fan was allowed to do a trampoline dunk, but he jumped too high and hit his face on the rim.
PAMELA ANDERSON MADE A COMMERCIAL THAT'S TOO HOT FOR AUSTRALIAN TV!
PAMELA ANDERSON shot a commercial for an Australian web company called CrazyDomains.com . . . but censors yanked it for being TOO EXPLICIT.
The ad involves Pam, another chick . . . and lots of cream.
Here's a collection of snow penises! If you build one, take a picture of it and send it to us at daveandchuckthefreak@89xradio.com!
HERE'S NIRVANA'S "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT" ON ICE:
In case you're going into Winter Olympics withdrawal, here's Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on ice, courtesy of Scott Williams at the 1998 'Champions On Ice.'
Here's the couple that we helped tie the knot at White Castle over the weekend!
CHECK OUT VIDEO OF UFC STAR CHUCK LIDDELL AND HIS GIRLFRIEND WORKING OUT . . . COMPLETELY NUDE:
A video popped up online over the weekend featuring UFC star CHUCK LIDDELL and his girlfriend, HEIDI NORTHCOTT, working out . . . TOTALLY NUDE.
All the naughty bits on both of them are blurred out . . . which led a lot of people to believe this wasn't a leaked video, but some kind of publicity stunt. They were right.
Turns out this is a "viral" marketing campaign for Reebok . . . which Chuck has an endorsement deal with.
TWO GUYS SHOW OFF SOME ABSURD DANCE MOVES:
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This guy pranks his boss by telling him that if you tilt your head back and pretend like you're shaking salt into your mouth, you can actually taste salt.
Then his boss does it and looks like he's giving a guy oral.
A FRENCH SKIER CRASHED FIVE SECONDS INTO HER RACE:
MARION ROLLAND
Making matters worse, she injured her knee and had to be carried off the course, meaning she may miss her slalom event.
Check out this spectacular flame-out here, complete with stunned French announcers here . . .
Cal Cagno tried to cut his own hair and this is how it ended up!
Did You Know 88 year old actress Betty White Used To Be a Nude Model?
Here's the proof! (Must be over 18, not safe for work)
This 67-year-old white guy with a beard gets into a fight with a younger black dude on a bus and absolutely annihilates him. (--The fight starts at 1:40 and the younger guy asks for an ambulance at 2:55.)
NOW YOU CAN BUY A THONG FOR YOUR DOG:
If you're the sort of person who enjoys torturing your dog by making the poor thing wear CLOTHES, then you're going to love this . . .
There's a company in Seattle called Pants for Dogs that sells cummerbunds, panties and THONGS for dogs. If you're interested, just go to Pantsfordogs.com
During 89X News in December Dave told us about a creepy dude in England that the cops were looking for.
They wanted to question him in connection with several incidents of him sniffing dudes asses at grocery stores?!? Well he's still on the loose but they just released the surveillance video - check it out!
For all the twilight crazed women in the world like Toni the Phone Screener, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one. You can order your own here.
This is what happens when you combine "Star Wars" nerds with the dorks who do those spontaneous 'flash-mob' events: a bunch of people suddenly start a lightsaber fight at a shopping mall in Bristol, England. (--It starts at 1:10.)
This is probably common warm-up stuff, but the stretches these Chinese figure skaters did before their performance the other day looked kind of sexual.
Weather man attacked by Pelican!
This guy set the world record for receiving the hardest kick to the groin without wearing a cup. He gets kicked by an MMA fighter, but he's so used to it, it barely even fazes him.
(He gets kicked at :45 and they explain why it doesn't hurt at 2:10.)
OPRAH didn't realize that New Orleans Saints quarterback DREW BREES has a birthmark on his cheek. So when he sat down for an interview, she thought it was lipstick and tried to wipe it off.
How was your Valentine's Day? For Beth Andersland, it was one that she will always remember thanks to her husband Bruce and about 100 cows. The couple lives and works on a dairy farm, so Bruce decided to get a little creative for Valentine's Day this year and drew his sweetheart a half-mile-wide heart in the snow made entirely of manure.
Valentine's Day Let-Down For New York Rangers Fan As Girlfriend Storms Out After Mid-Match Marriage Proposal!
We're calling B.S. on this - what do you think?
Dimitri the Lover aka Dimitri the Douche who left the douchiest message ever - is getting his own movie! Here's the trailer!
Talk about crazy encounters! Dave's flight attendant on his flight back from Mexico was "Samwell" the dude who did the song "What What in the Butt" which has had over 26 million views on Youtube now!
Here's the video if you've never seen it before:
Even South Park did a parody of it:
And here's Samwell's new single "Protect Respect"
Listen to our interview with Samwell here:
The Tokyo zoo trained its employees on how to deal with an escaped animal by dressing a guy up in a tiger suit and having him run around.
AND NOW . .
None of the good parts are showing, but the girl in this picture, whether it's Snooki or not . . . is indeed completely nude . . .(Warning: This image is not safe for work)
Merril Hoge, a former professional football player and ESPN commentator, was revealed to be a fan of the thong. He played eight seasons as running back for the NFL's Pittsburgh Steelers and Chicago Bears. He was pantsed at a celebrity beach flag football game for charity during Super Bowl week.
Would anyone actually ever wear this?!
We're not sure what they're teaching kids down in Manhattan Beach, but they sure are smart. Take the case of 18-year-old Kevin Manuel Duron who, police allege, went to his local elementary school and tried to collect urine from boys in the bathroom there. Check out the full story here.
A police officer was arrested for allegedly squeezing breast milk from a woman. Check out the full story here.
After months of speculation, Levi Johnston's Playgirl cover is finally here! Do you think it was worth the wait?
Did Sarah Palin just look at her hand for her notes? What is this 3rd grade?
Watch as this weatherman freaks out during "Snowpocolypse"
Fancy yourself a guido or guidette? Hunting for a place to GTL this summer? Well look no further than the "Jersey Shore" beach house. According to TMZ, the House That Snooki Built is back on the market, but it's no bargain. The 6 bedroom, 3 bathroom house is currently being rented at $3500 a night, but come May that will jump to $6500. And yes, apparently the owner did say that he gave the house a thorough cleaning.
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