Surgeons in China have operated to remove a five inch tail from a four-month-old baby girl. The little girl, called Hong Hong, was born with the tail but it had since doubled in size.

The surgery was successful, but it was still too early to say whether further treatment would be necessary.

 

 

A REAL COMMERCIAL FOR A PHARMACY CALLED "BUTT DRUGS":

 

A comedy duo named RHETT AND LINK make strange commercials for local businesses around the country.  Their newest one is for a pharmacy in Indiana called "Butt Drugs." 

 

 

 

A WOMAN USED FOUR PIECES OF SCOTCH TAPE TO MAKE HER FACE LOOK LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON'S:

 

This incredibly annoying French woman used makeup and four pieces of Scotch Tape to try and make herself look like MICHAEL JACKSON.  

 

 

 

 

Here's an interesting commercial for a European resort with a very, very unfortunate name. Strange thing is, there's not one shot of sand in the whole thing. 

 

 

 

ARMED GUNMEN ROBBED A POKER TOURNAMENT ON LIVE TV:

 

At least four armed gunmen robbed a poker tournament in Berlin, Germany, on Saturday. 

Police haven't said exactly how much they got away with, but the grand prize was around $1.3 million. 

Here's the live broadcast, and the full footage from the lobby.

 

 

 

 

 

A MAN WHO DIED OF EMPHYSEMA REQUESTED THAT A SIGN BE PLACED ON HIS HEARSE READING, "SMOKING KILLED ME"!

  

Last month, an 85-year-old British guy named Albert Whittamore died of emphysema . . . the result of smoking cigarettes as a young man.

Anyway, Albert blamed his illness on his filthy habit.  So, in order to warn young people about the dangers of smoking, Albert requested that a sign be placed in the window of his hearse reading, quote, "Smoking Killed Me." 

Take a look at Albert's hearse here . . .

 

 

 

JIMMY KIMMEL'S POST-OSCAR SKIT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT OSCAR NIGHT!

  

If you didn't catch the "Handsome Men's Club" skit at the beginning of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" after the Oscars, you need to check it out.  It showed a fake organization comprised of the best-looking dudes in Hollywood.  Only Jimmy was their president . . .

 

 

 

 

We talked to comedian Jon Lajoie - check out his website here and listen to our interview with him!

 

Also, if you've never seen his "Show Me Your Genitals" video - here it is!

 

 

 

THERE'S A SPORT CALLED "SKYAKING" WHERE YOU SKYDIVE IN A KAYAK:

 Here's a sport you've never heard of:  "skyaking."  It's exactly what it sounds like . . . you jump out of a plane in a kayak.

 

 

 

 

TWO GUYS IN A NEWSROOM GOT INTO A FIGHT ON LIVE TV:

 During a live news report in Italy, two guys who were sitting at computers in the background suddenly started fighting. 

 

 

 

INTRODUCING . . . BIKER CHICKS WRESTLING IN COLESLAW:

  If your idea of a good time is watching mediocre-looking biker broads strip down to bikinis and wrestle in coleslaw, then you'll enjoy this action from the annual Coleslaw Wrestling tournament during Bike Week in Daytona Beach, Florida.

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE HOT NEW TREND IN GENITALIA DECORATION IS "VAJAZZLING":

 

You might have heard about this in January, when Dave and Chuck mentioned that JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT told GEORGE LOPEZ she likes to Vajazzle her kitten.

 

 As the name suggests, Vajazzling is what it's called when you "bedazzle" your most intimate of areas by applying beads, crystals or rhinestones to your skin. 

 Apparently, certain spas have started offering Vajazzling services.  The first part of the process involves getting a Brazilian wax to remove all the hair down there.

 Then, once the area is smooth and clean, a series of crystals with an adhesive on one side are arranged in a decorative pattern on the skin.  Vajazzles last about five days before they start falling off. 

 

 

 

 

 

A WEIRD GUY LICKED HIMSELF LIKE A CAT IN A YOUTUBE VIDEO:

  It's time for you to meet "Mr. Pregnant The Internet Legend", a weird chubby black guy who wears fake hillbilly teeth and makes bizarre YouTube videos.  In this episode, he licks his arms, shoulders, and man-boobs, and pants like a dog.   

 

 

 

 

THERE WAS AN ALLEGED UFO SIGHTING IN CALIFORNIA:

 This video is supposed to prove UFOs exist, but like every UFO video, it looks like crap and could easily be something else.  Three small objects hover around a larger one, two of them fly "into the mother ship," then the whole thing suddenly disappears. 

 

 

 

 

It's no Snow Penis - but A Family In New Jersey Was Forced To Put Clothes On A Snow Sculpture Of The Venus De Milo

Last week, Maria Conneran and her family built a SNOW WOMAN in their front yard.  It resembled the famous Venus de Milo statue, which has no arms and is TOPLESS.

Anyway, someone in their neighborhood filed an anonymous complaint with the police about the "nudity," and the Connerans were forced to cover the snow woman's shame with a bikini top and sarong. 

 

 

"SNL'S" FAKE PRESIDENTS HAVE UNITED FOR A VIRAL VIDEO: 

 The last seven presidents are portrayed in a new FunnyOrDie sketch, and most of them being portrayed by the comedians who played them on "Saturday Night Live". 

 

 

 

Here's a disturbing investigative report on the common practice of re-selling used underwear and lingerie at many of the country's largest clothing chains.

 

 

 

Is THIS a picture of Jon Gosselin's junk? (Warning: not safe for work or for those under the age of 18)

 

A ROYAL GUARD IN ENGLAND THREW UP, BUT KEPT MARCHING!

 A Royal Guard in England threw up, then kept marching like nothing happened.

 

 
 

 

A FAN TRIED A TRAMPOLINE DUNK BUT HIT HIS FACE ON THE RIM:

A Memphis Grizzlies fan was allowed to do a trampoline dunk, but he jumped too high and hit his face on the rim. 

 

 

 

 

PAMELA ANDERSON MADE A COMMERCIAL THAT'S TOO HOT FOR AUSTRALIAN TV! 

 PAMELA ANDERSON shot a commercial for an Australian web company called CrazyDomains.com . . . but censors yanked it for being TOO EXPLICIT.

 The ad involves Pam, another chick . . . and lots of cream.   

 

 

 

 

Here's a collection of snow penises! If you build one, take a picture of it and send it to us at daveandchuckthefreak@89xradio.com!

 

 

HERE'S NIRVANA'S "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT" ON ICE:

 

In case you're going into Winter Olympics withdrawal, here's Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on ice, courtesy of Scott Williams at the 1998 'Champions On Ice.' 

 

 

 

 

Here's the couple that we helped tie the knot at White Castle over the weekend!

 

 

 

 

CHECK OUT VIDEO OF UFC STAR CHUCK LIDDELL AND HIS GIRLFRIEND WORKING OUT . . . COMPLETELY NUDE: 

  

A video popped up online over the weekend featuring UFC star CHUCK LIDDELL and his girlfriend, HEIDI NORTHCOTT, working out . . . TOTALLY NUDE.

All the naughty bits on both of them are blurred out . . . which led a lot of people to believe this wasn't a leaked video, but some kind of publicity stunt.  They were right.

 

Turns out this is a "viral" marketing campaign for Reebok . . . which Chuck has an endorsement deal with. 

 

 

 

                                                   TWO GUYS SHOW OFF SOME ABSURD DANCE MOVES:

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This guy pranks his boss by telling him that if you tilt your head back and pretend like you're shaking salt into your mouth, you can actually taste salt. 

Then his boss does it and looks like he's giving a guy oral.

 

 

 

A FRENCH SKIER CRASHED FIVE SECONDS INTO HER RACE:

 

 

MARION ROLLAND might have had the worst downhill run in Olympic history.  She crashed exactly FIVE SECONDS into her race on Wednesday.

Making matters worse, she injured her knee and had to be carried off the course, meaning she may miss her slalom event. 

Check out this spectacular flame-out here, complete with stunned French announcers here . . .

 

 
 

 

Cal Cagno tried to cut his own hair and this is how it ended up!

 

 

Did You Know 88 year old actress Betty White Used To Be a Nude Model?

Here's the proof! (Must be over 18, not safe for work)

 

 

 

This 67-year-old white guy with a beard gets into a fight with a younger black dude on a bus and absolutely annihilates him.  (--The fight starts at 1:40 and the younger guy asks for an ambulance at 2:55.)

 

 

 

NOW YOU CAN BUY A THONG FOR YOUR DOG:

 

If you're the sort of person who enjoys torturing your dog by making the poor thing wear CLOTHES, then you're going to love this . . .

There's a company in Seattle called Pants for Dogs that sells cummerbunds, panties and THONGS for dogs. If you're interested, just go to Pantsfordogs.com

 

 

 

During 89X News in December Dave told us about a creepy dude in England that the cops were looking for.

They wanted to question him in connection with several incidents of him sniffing dudes asses at grocery stores?!? Well he's still on the loose but they just released the surveillance video - check it out!

 

 

 

For all the twilight crazed women in the world like Toni the Phone Screener, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one. You can order your own here.

 

 

This is what happens when you combine "Star Wars" nerds with the dorks who do those spontaneous 'flash-mob' events:  a bunch of people suddenly start a lightsaber fight at a shopping mall in Bristol, England.  (--It starts at 1:10.)

 

 

 

This is probably common warm-up stuff, but the stretches these Chinese figure skaters did before their performance the other day looked kind of sexual.

 

 

 

Weather man attacked by Pelican!

 

 

 

This guy set the world record for receiving the hardest kick to the groin without wearing a cup.  He gets kicked by an MMA fighter, but he's so used to it, it barely even fazes him. 

(He gets kicked at :45 and they explain why it doesn't hurt at 2:10.)

 

 

 

 

OPRAH didn't realize that New Orleans Saints quarterback DREW BREES has a birthmark on his cheek.  So when he sat down for an interview, she thought it was lipstick and tried to wipe it off.

 

 

 

How was your Valentine's Day? For Beth Andersland, it was one that she will always remember thanks to her husband Bruce and about 100 cows. The couple lives and works on a dairy farm, so Bruce decided to get a little creative for Valentine's Day this year and drew his sweetheart a half-mile-wide heart in the snow made entirely of manure.

 

 

 

 

Valentine's Day Let-Down For New York Rangers Fan As Girlfriend Storms Out After Mid-Match Marriage Proposal!

We're calling B.S. on this - what do you think?

 

 

 

Dimitri the Lover aka Dimitri the Douche who left the douchiest message ever - is getting his own movie! Here's the trailer!

 

 

 

Talk about crazy encounters!
Dave's flight attendant on his flight back from Mexico was "Samwell" the dude who did the song "What What in the Butt" which has had over 26 million views on Youtube now!

 

Here's the video if you've never seen it before:

 

Even South Park did a parody of it:

 

And here's Samwell's new single "Protect Respect"

 

Listen to our interview with Samwell here:

 

 

 

The Tokyo zoo trained its employees on how to deal with an escaped animal by dressing a guy up in a tiger suit and having him run around.

 

 

 

AND NOW . . . AN ALLEGED NUDE PICTURE OF SNOOKI FROM "JERSEY SHORE" 

None of the good parts are showing, but the girl in this picture, whether it's Snooki or not . . . is indeed completely nude . . .(Warning: This image is not safe for work)

 

 

 

 

Merril Hoge, a former professional football player and ESPN commentator, was revealed to be a fan of the thong. He played eight seasons as running back for the NFL's Pittsburgh Steelers and Chicago Bears. He was pantsed at a celebrity beach flag football game for charity during Super Bowl week.


 

 

Would anyone actually ever wear this?!

 

 

 

We're not sure what they're teaching kids down in Manhattan Beach, but they sure are smart. Take the case of 18-year-old Kevin Manuel Duron who, police allege, went to his local elementary school and tried to collect urine from boys in the bathroom there. Check out the full story here.

 

 

A police officer was arrested for allegedly squeezing breast milk from a woman. Check out the full story here.

 

 

 

After months of speculation, Levi Johnston's Playgirl cover is finally here! Do you think it was worth the wait?

 

 

Did Sarah Palin just look at her hand for her notes?  What is this 3rd grade?

 

 

 

Watch as this weatherman freaks out during "Snowpocolypse"

 

 

 

Fancy yourself a guido or guidette? Hunting for a place to GTL this summer? Well look no further than the "Jersey Shore" beach house. According to TMZ, the House That Snooki Built is back on the market, but it's no bargain. The 6 bedroom, 3 bathroom house is currently being rented at $3500 a night, but come May that will jump to $6500.
And yes, apparently the owner did say that he gave the house a thorough cleaning.

 

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