A listener sent us a sick and twisted (but funny) personal ad that was found in "Backwoods Home Magazine".
The more times you read it, the more sick details seem to pop out.
It's on the bottom right of the page, starting out says "UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY FOR A..."
A couple in their late 50's put out an ad for a live in playmate, basically.
Such as, what kind of "equipment" is necessary to "accomplish" their goals?
A GUY HONKED HIS HORN AT A DOG, SO THE DOG RIPPED OFF HIS FRONT LICENSE PLATE:
Some guy honked at a dog because it was standing in the street, right in front of his car. But instead of running off, the dog ripped the guy's front license plate off, dropped it on the ground, and walked away.
A GUY BEAT UP ANOTHER GUY AT THE DMV, THEN DID A DANCE TO CELEBRATE:
The website TruTV.com has a video of two guys getting into a fight at the DMV. Then the guy who wins does a ridiculous dance to celebrate.
EMINEM DID A SKIT ON "THE SOUP" ABOUT WANTING TO WATCH "SEX AND THE CITY" AND "NEW MOON":
EMINEM and JOEL MCHALE did a skit together on this week's episode of "The Soup". Eminem was trying to watch the "Sex and the City" movie on his DVD player. But Joel told him it wouldn't play because it was a Blu-ray disc.
So Eminem told him to go rent the new "Twilight" movie instead.
HERE'S A GIRL DROPPING HER FACE INTO HER OWN MASSIVE CLEAVAGE:
There's a video online of a girl with a rack so big, if she lets her head fall forward, her face lands in her own cleavage.
The City of Detroit made us change our Billboard.
They threatened to issue a citation to the Fillmore and a fine!
This is what it looked like - Bitches is now spelled like this: “B$&c$’s”
The Good news is the Friday Bitches Ball is a go and we’ll see you tonight!
Here's what the marquee looks like today!
YOU CAN BUY A REAL, WORKING LIGHT SABER . . . THAT CAN BURN PEOPLE'S SKIN:
The company is called Wicked Lasers, and their light saber is called the Spyder 3 Pro Arctic. The laser beam that shoots out isn't thick like in "Star Wars", but it's just as DANGEROUS. Here are some of the warnings they give on their website:
You can buy one here!
A SEATTLE COP PUNCHED A TEENAGE GIRL IN THE FACE
After a cop in Seattle stopped four teenage girls for jaywalking, one of the girls pushed him, and he punched her in the face.
WARNING: Some of the profanity in this video has been bleeped, but it still includes the N-word and S-word.
HERE'S A MUSIC VIDEO THAT FEATURES TWO WOMEN MAKING OUT FOR FOUR MINUTES STRAIGHT:
A Danish band released a music video that shows nothing but two hot, shirtless women making out for four minutes straight.
AN MMA FIGHTER WON, THEN TRIED TO DO A BACK FLIP AND KNOCKED HIMSELF OUT:
An MMA fighter won his fight, then he tried to celebrate by doing a back flip, but he landed on his head.
A BOY CELEBRATED HIS 10TH BIRTHDAY BY SETTING THE WORLD RECORD FOR MOST PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR!
On Sunday, Jack Singer of Warwick, New York, turned 10 years old. And he decided to celebrate like any average 10-year-old kid . . . by trying to set the Guinness world record for wearing the most pairs of underwear.
Jack put on 215 pairs, which did beat the old world record of 200. It got a little dicey around pair 195, when Jack LOST ALL FEELING IN HIS FEET. . . but he laid down and his responsible parents helped him put on the final 20 pairs.
