Police Are Called To a Bar In Illinois After a Man Angrily Rips a Photo of A.C. Slater from "Saved By the Bell" Off the Wall
A Woman Steals a Mink Fur Coat . . . By Stuffing It In Her Plus-Sized Underwear
All Four Members of a Band Played One Guitar . . . At the Same Time:
Here's something you've probably never seen before: The indie band LITTLE COMETS has a song called "One Night In October", and they posted a video on YouTube of all four band members playing the song on one guitar . . . at the same time.
The bassist plays the two lowest strings on the guitar, the two guitar players play the other four strings, and the drummer pounds his hands on the front. And somehow, it actually sounds pretty good.
A Bunch of Girls Got Into a Brawl And Ripped Each Other's Clothes Off:
Police in Florida are investigating an all-female brawl that took place on December 30th outside a gas station in Ocala. And the only reason they know about it is because the crazy footage went viral.
At one point, they gang up on a girl and rip off most of her clothing. And by the end, the ground is littered with weaves and wigs.
(WARNING: This video includes profanity, and shows women who's clothes have been either hiked up or removed to show their breasts and backsides.)
To see the video, click on the photo.
Hillary Clinton Ate It While Boarding a Plane in Yemen:
Secretary of State HILLARY CLINTON took a spill on Tuesday while boarding a plane in Yemen. She made it up the stairs fine, but caught her foot on something when she stepped through the door, and ended up on the floor.
But unlike the 2009 fall that fractured her elbow, this time she's fine.
The Internet has a new YouTube darling, and this one isn't even a homeless former drug addict.
Her name is Lynnea Malley and her performance of a song called "The Facebook Song" has gone viral.
A Guy Tried to Streak Across a Tennis Court . . . But Ran Into a Glass Wall:
There are tons of videos of people streaking online . . . but this might be a first. A guy tried to run naked across a tennis court while two people were playing . . . but the court was surrounded by big plexiglass walls, and he ran right into one at full-speed.
It's hard to tell if he did it on purpose . . . and if the guy filming is in on it . . . but he hits the wall pretty hard.
WARNING: This video shows the guy fully nude from behind, and a few unrevealing shots of his junk.
Hustler Made a "Simpsons" Porno With Real Actors . . . And Painted Their Skin Yellow:
Hustler released a trailer yesterday for an adult movie called "Simpsons: The XXX Parody". It's not animated, and they used real porno actors. They just painted their skin a horrible yellow color that looks greener than it should have.
Apparently it's supposed to be Marge and Homer's leaked sex tape. But Moe, Flanders, and the Arnold Schwarzenegger character McBain also make appearances. And to be honest, the Homer impression is actually pretty good....but the rest is horrible!
The trailer itself doesn't contain any nudity.
A Man Gets Shot In the Head But Manages To *Sneeze* Out the Bullet and Survive, Totally Unharmed
A 94-Year-Old Man In India Has Become the Oldest Father Ever
KEVIN JAMES is making a mixed martial arts comedy. He'll play a physics teacher who moonlights as an MMA fighter . . . and ends up rising in the ranks of the UFC.
A Flash Flood in Australia Washed Away 20 Cars in a Parking Lot:
People in Queensland, Australia have been dealing with devastating floods for the last two weeks. And the flooding on Monday was the worst.
A flash flood in a town called Toowoomba killed at least eight people, including four children, and 72 other people were reported missing.
Now there's footage on YouTube of the water streaming through a parking lot and washing away twenty cars. Then it shows the aftermath, and the cars are just stacked on top of each other.
They start being washed away at :59, and you can see the after-effects at 5:15.
A Man Is Suing Because His Penis Enlarger Didn't Work . . . After 500 Hours of Use!
Did Kim Kardashian's Butt Somehow Get Bigger?
KIM KARDASHIAN'S buttocks already defy about 17 separate natural laws, spanning numerous scientific disciplines . . . from gravity to physics to biology to HOLY CRAP, HOW DOES SHE KEEP FROM FALLING OVER?
But her backside may have gotten even BIGGER.
Kim Kardashian's ass: Is it real or is it silicone???
An Astronomer on Live TV Complained About the Weather . . . While a Meteor Fell Directly Behind Him:
An astronomer in England named Matt Thompson was doing a live segment for the BBC about how to spot interesting stuff in the night sky.
But it was overcast where he was, so he spent his entire segment complaining about the weather . . . and completely missed a meteor that fell through the sky directly behind him.
The Homeless Guy's Mac and Cheese Commercial Premiered Last Night:
TED WILLIAMS . . . the homeless guy with the amazing voice . . . announced last week that he was the new spokesman for Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
And apparently Kraft is trying to strike while the iron is hot. On Friday, they posted his first commercial on YouTube. And it premiered on TV last night during the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl game between Nevada and Boston College.
It's just a regular commercial for Kraft, but you'll definitely recognize the voice at the end.
Photos of the Day . . . It's another classic hooker round-up. This time from Florida, with the usual horrific gallery of mugshots:
Some adult DUDE in California got a tattoo of JUSTIN BIEBER'S face . . . on his THIGH.
White Trash Alert!
Steve a Redneck from South Louisiana, just can’t seem to stay out of trouble with the law and has been arrested again for taking a scissors lift on a beer run. Steve can’t get it through his thick head even after his original Lawnmower DUI that he shouldn’t be driving these things on the road. Worst of all he apparently got fired from his job as well.
A Guy Set a New Record . . . By Stuffing 20 Quarters In His Belly Button:
A video that was posted on YouTube in August is getting all kinds of attention now. It's of a greasy looking guy with a huge stomach trying to set a world record by fitting 20 quarters in his belly button. Spoiler alert: He succeeded.
A Contestant on Britain's "Got to Dance" Made a Fool of Herself . . . But the Crowd Loved It:
PAULA ABDUL'S new show is called "Live to Dance", but in the U.K., there's a show called "Got to Dance". And last month, a 34-year-old female contestant who goes by the stage name "Happiness" turned in the dance of the year . . . in a bad way.
She did an interpretive dance to the song "Scatman" that incorporated jumping, rolling around on the floor, and a series of lightning-fast karate chops. Basically, she made a fool of herself. But in the end, the crowd loved it.
Photos of the Day: A woman's colonoscopy reveals a live cockroach:
This Woman Has Way Too Much "Twilight" Crap Tattooed On Her Back:
49-year-old Cathy Ward of Reading, England has a "Twilight" tattoo on her back that is absolute OVERKILL. Her entire back is covered with images of Edward, Bella and Jacob.
Not surprisingly, Cathy's husband isn't thrilled about looking at it when he's trying to engage his wife in a little bit of THE OLD BUMP AND TICKLE. He says, quote, "I guess it's missionary and front cowgirl for the rest of our marriage."
This Baby-Swinging Yoga Video Can't Be Real, Right?
It's called Baby Yoga and here's how they describe it: Indeed, baby yogathe practice for two, for mom (or dad) and baby. At the heart of the practice is a deep study of the postnatal physiology and emotional needs of mother and child. The practice was created to help mother and baby get to know each other, enjoy the interaction - the visual and tactile, recover from childbirth and get positive emotions.
Ladies would you run for the hills if you were about to get busy and discovered a dude had this in his underwear?
First There Was 'Dramatic Chipmunk. Now, There's 'WTF Kitty':
Meet 'WTF kitty,' which may or may not become the next sweet viral sensation. It's just a white kitten eating grass, with sound effects that sound dubbed. Then its head pops up, and it freezes with a freaky look on its face.
Naturally, someone added in the 'Dramatic Chipmunk' music.
A Man Accidentally Butt Dials His Wife, She Hears His Muffled Voice, Thinks He's Being Held Hostage, and a SWAT Team Gets Sent In!
A Woman Calls 911 . . . To Get Her Boyfriend To Propose
Follow-Up: The Homeless Guy With the Awesome Radio Voice Has Gotten Job Offers From Radio Stations, MTV, the NFL, and the Cleveland Cavaliers
A State Trooper In New Hampshire Escorted a Pregnant Couple Speeding To the Hospital . . . Then Gave Them a Ticket
There's a Homeless Guy in Ohio Who Has a Perfect Radio Voice:
There's a homeless guy in Columbus, Ohio named Ted Williams, and he makes money panhandling by showing off his perfect radio voice. There's a video of him online, and it's definitely weird to hear such a great voice come out of a guy who looks so rough.
But it's not quite as random as it sounds. He went to school to develop his vocal talents, but ended up on the streets because of drugs and alcohol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTysXITBCmk
A Dancer Face Planted on Paula Abdul's New Dance Show . . . And Immediately Had a Massive Bump on Her Forehead:
PAULA ABDUL'S new show "Live To Dance" premiered on CBS last night, and one of the female contestants FACE PLANTED in the middle of her routine.
As soon as she got up, there was huge black-and-blue bump on her forehead, and she tried to pretend she was fine . . . but she obviously wasn't. So they took her back stage to see a doctor.
YouTube - "Live to Dance" Face Plant
Photo of the Day: A Politician in the Philippines was assassinated while taking a photo of his family . . . and the picture he took shows the murderer firing a gun at him:
A Man Ends Up Pulling a Gun On His Sister and Slapping Her . . . In a Fight Over a Polish Sausage
Ladies, does your Vagina need a day at the spa?? This could be the thing for you:
A Guy Skied Down Manhattan's Park Avenue at 40 Miles Per Hour:
If you've spent more than five minutes on YouTube, you've probably seen at least one video of some idiot skiing or water-tubing down the street while being pulled by a car. But you've probably never seen someone do it on the streets of MANHATTAN.
But after New York City was hit by a snow storm last week, that's exactly what one guy did. He went 40 miles per hour down Park Avenue . . . and somehow didn't die.
An Inflatable Sex Doll Was Blamed For a Car Crash In Pennsylvania
A Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend . . . Because He Wouldn't Let Her Look At His Facebook Page!
A Man In Seattle Goes To His Carport and Finds Two Half-Naked Sisters Having a Threesome With a Guy
Here's a photo of the DIRTY, DIRTY CARPORT where this threesome went down . . .
Thousands of Dead Birds Fell From the Sky in Arkansas on New Year's Eve:
On New Year's Eve, thousands of dead blackbirds fell from the sky in Beebe, Arkansas
An expert with the state's Livestock and Poultry Commission speculated that the entire flock could have been hit by lightning or high-altitude hail. But he also said it's possible that New Year's Eve fireworks SCARED them to death.
There's no footage of the birds actually plummeting to the ground, but it's all over the local news in Arkansas.
A Guy Robbed a Convenience Store Using a Huge Tree Branch:
Last Tuesday, some idiot decided to rob a convenience store outside Washington D.C. And his weapon of choice was . . . a seven-foot-long tree branch.
He ended up getting away with some cash, but the clerk never backed down. When the guy stormed in with the huge stick, the clerk grabbed a hammer from behind the counter and they had a stand-off.
But here's the best part: The security footage is sped up, so it makes the stand-off even funnier . . . especially if you add in the BENNY HILL theme song
A Woman In Poland Gave Birth To Twins . . . And Each Has a Different Father?
An 80-Year-Old Man Was Arrested For Using a Glory Hole At a National Park . . . With a Ranger In the Next Stall
A Man Accused of Pleasuring Himself On a Plane Used the Old "I Spilled Tabasco On My Penis" Excuse
Pure Michigan: Winter Virgins
Spoof of the Pure Michigan ads, by John Kerfoot, highlighting the Winter season!
BOOKS FOR CHRISTMAS
You didn't happen to get your kids books for Christmas, did you? Uh oh. Well luckily you have two more days to exchange them for something your kids will like. Just watch this video to see why.
Here's who we picked for our Douchebag of the year - Jennifer Petkov from Trenton who taunted a local dying 7 year old girl!
Here's is Chuck's self portrait he took when we he went to TRON 3D by himself in track pants last night!
Check out how this news anchor blows a turkey call
A guy was busted in a courthouse for groping a girl's breast
A woman tore off her daughter-in-law's nipple during a fight
Toledo man sees Jesus in candy!
We got James a date for the Christmas show - a furry! Check out all the pics here!
Support Command - the dance club hit? Listen to it here! (Thanks to Ryan McGraw for creating this kick ass song!)
